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Running 50 Marathons
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KP Parker and Caller Rosie talk about chasing a marathon goal that spans all 50 states.
What You’ll Hear:
A Very Long To-Do List: Rosie shares her quest to run a full marathon in every state, and how a goal that takes years can be surprisingly calming.
The Scenic Route: From Philadelphia streets to humid Florida mornings, they explore how running can become a unique way to experience a new place.
Finding Your Pace: Rosie reflects on the unexpected moment she fell in love with running and offers gentle advice for anyone thinking about starting their own endurance journey.
CHAPTERS
00:00 Movie theater memberships and popcorn economics
03:30 Meet Rosie and her 50-state marathon goal
06:35 Favorite races and seeing cities on foot
07:04 Hills, humidity, and race-day challenges
08:00 The marathon with a donkey
09:30 Learning to love long-distance running
10:30 Advice for aspiring marathoners
13:00 Why so many biologists run long distances
13:46 Marathon-running parents and goodnight wishes
What You’ll Hear:
A Very Long To-Do List: Rosie shares her quest to run a full marathon in every state, and how a goal that takes years can be surprisingly calming.
The Scenic Route: From Philadelphia streets to humid Florida mornings, they explore how running can become a unique way to experience a new place.
Finding Your Pace: Rosie reflects on the unexpected moment she fell in love with running and offers gentle advice for anyone thinking about starting their own endurance journey.
CHAPTERS
00:00 Movie theater memberships and popcorn economics
03:30 Meet Rosie and her 50-state marathon goal
06:35 Favorite races and seeing cities on foot
07:04 Hills, humidity, and race-day challenges
08:00 The marathon with a donkey
09:30 Learning to love long-distance running
10:30 Advice for aspiring marathoners
13:00 Why so many biologists run long distances
13:46 Marathon-running parents and goodnight wishes
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