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Tucson Is Way Too Hot

KP Parker and Matt Bragg swap stories from a very warm Tucson adventure, complete with missile silos, historic churches, and one deeply impractical desert vehicle.

What You’ll Hear

The Nuclear Codes Experience: KP tours a real Cold War missile silo and discovers that even fake missile launches can go straight to someone’s head. There’s also a surprisingly soothing amount of mint green paint involved.

A Desert Road Trip Reality Check: From 108-degree heat to a roofless three-wheeled “sports car,” Tucson proves both fascinating and aggressively sunny.

Churches, Construction, and Burger King: A conversation about Spanish missions turns into a detour through Barcelona’s Sagrada Família and the strange beauty of famous landmarks sharing a block with fast food chains.

CHAPTERS
00:00 Intro & Tucson arrival
01:13 Surviving 108-degree heat
02:56 Touring a missile museum
05:44 The bathroom-less RV cabin
06:43 Tucson tacos & desert driving
08:37 Visiting the San Xavier mission
10:00 Why was the missile silo mint green
15:12 The Sagrada Família update
18:58 Goodnight Arizona & Gaudí!

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