The New Ark

Fun fact: the Earth's about to explode. So we've launched The New Ark podcast to pick which animals to save, sailing through space to find Earth 2.0. New episodes each Friday. Follow along @newarkhives to leave your votes. All complaints in white ink. No refunds or returns.

Elliot Connor

Elliot is a double threat: sharp-tongued and trained in historical combat. His middle name is not Attenborough.

Saf Nazeer

Saf is a cat person with a cheesy smile. He doesn't use a middle name, much like Satan.