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TMS 3015: Hoity Floity
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Etch-a-Sketch Bike Path. Olympic Vomiting. Take My Car Keys, Ladies! Wasp-Occupied Hot Tub. I don't like sweating PEEEEEEE! Eating Darts and Bowling. Quarters, what a scam. TSA Approved Chode Butter. TINA, where's my cycle suit. Pickling Balls with Dunaway. Heavy Millenials. Shoot Potatoes. Allen QuarterScam and the Lost States United. The Thickened Plottening. Big Tech Stuff with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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TMS 3064: Carpet Zamboni
01:17:27|I Don't Like Eeeeeeeeee Cummings. No country for gay men. Nibbler's Shit. Cult of the Fedex guy. Wingdingbats. Charles, fetch me my Donut puppet! Googly Boobs. Because Capital Letters Are Uppity. Oops! All symbols. Have you met Backspace Boron? Firy-Ass Girl Drummer. Brian's Breaking sorta Bad. Stuck in Achewillow. Drinking nothing but pee until you die. Taking up space with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/KaZMLA5Pois
TMS 3063: Paging Mr. Ball
01:21:39|There aren't stingers on male BEEEEEEEEES!!!! Pixelated toxic wiener. Keeping A Grip On The Naked Barbie. The Le Bore Sisters. Ah, the scabs!! With Dunaway! A Podcast on Labor Day, in This Economy? Free everything but the Boobs. They're not Extra-Terrestrials They're Hungarian. Patrick Wilson, the man. In my day we listened for the squeek! Nurse Stubby Ratchett. History Of Porn 101. Forever Cake. Orange Mister Julius. MY Sugar! with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/00nKC0wRDXU
TMS 3062: Less Ratner
01:17:12|I'm a makin a nice pastaaaaaa. These aren't the swingers you're looking for. (S) I'm up all night to get heartburn. 10 different vibes and none of them were good. Serial Killer or Swinger? Pineapple Anyone? This is the John Stewart you are looking for. Come to Randyland. We moved Catwoman. The Wheels of Podcasting keep on turnin. Definitely Not Non-Alcoholic. Seeking a leather-couch-type man. All Swung Out. Eating 8-15 Raw Tortillas. Make me look fancy. Just the right amount of abuse with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/f36cBwbRDxo
TMS 3061: OH, THE TOAST!!!
01:02:13|Na na na na na na BAT HOLE! If You Lived in Colorado, You'd Be Casa Bonita. Moab Multiliths. Leaning in and is all nippley. Never trust a French cat. Kwant Skirt. Scratched by the cat, and you're to blame. Stop Eddie Haskalling me. Cybercompensation. YOU CAN EAT TOAST. Spoiler Baron Harkonnen. A whole lot of Grand Junction. Four inch thick tan. Butt plugs through Tweep. A steady pair of Apple Hands with Tom Merritt and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/5yl4-Tw0FBM
TMS 3060: Panera Pickup Heist
01:32:18|A Full Sacktober. Build-a-Plane you know, for kids. We named the snake Reggie! The Shark Jumped. Pant like a Hole. Blanding is Bland. Just one snake on a plane. Three Little Pillars. I have Cartier on line 2. Shoutout to Paul. I call this plane Planey McPlaneface. Justice is Blonde. This Dyang Deer Donchaknow? Matt had a thing with beeeeeeees. Freaking Johnny Powers with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/ULW7gHyXYBA
TMS 3059: Cabbage Fiasco
01:05:27|Depressed at Being Repressed. Everything's Coming Up 26. Master Blaster is the Ref! Delicious like an eyeball. Show me any kind of feet! It's F'all Y'all! Sorry Country Music. Group-Based, Turn-Based Bullshit. You're making me hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry. Fried Crust with Goo. A Magical Time of Complicatedness. Last Person that Everybody Liked. Context matters, dipshit. Show me your pickle with Brian Dunaway. Sun on a shingle with Tom Merritt and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/YrNAEj12H0I
TMS 3058: Mustache Mandate
57:56|Another Manic Tuesday. It's the mustard gas what did it! Don't look at me, I am offensive. Call your doctor if your arm falls off after 4 hours. Keep Bobby & Wendi Apart. Get Your Bits And Your Segments STRAIGHT! Polyblend Workout. Am I having a Migraine or a Mind-graine? McDoxing your order. So, apparently, without further ado... Who's Ruby? The Official Word on Placebos. That Motherfather Effect is Not Real! Subs as a Service. Repairs on a corpse with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/YYKRo37jE1Q
TMS 3057: A pair of teef
01:15:27|The Jedi Temple on Croissant. Brian Backed to the Future. Do not anger the Picard. Basic Jeff. Tasty Chicklet look. Your mother smelled of Fulkberries. Human Density. Frisbee side effects. Is it too early for a class action lawsuit? We're not the cancer cells your looking for. Greasy Ibbott vs HR. Dearest Claude. Be nice to the LLMs. The Pud has a Drink. Merck your disease with Bobby. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/lgMWJ8_K7NI
TMS 3056: Freddy the 13th
01:17:33|Kick a Pack of Poo. Brian's Intolerant Box. Mel A, B, or C? Big old Mormon kid teeth. That made me tingle. Stiff, Thick, and Absorbent. Dunaway's monstrous head. A Gentile Throttling. My dinner with Weekend at Bernie's. I can bike 16 donuts per hour. Caution plate may be hot. Six Holes and One Peg, I'm In Danger. There's a hole in da roof! I would nuke that for a dollar. Slowpamine with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/lyDLGeIuNa8