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TMS 2354: Click the Monkey!
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The Rook and the Rectum. Cats Need Comfort And Cardboard. Taste that biscuit. Does Metal Have Hair 'Cause I Like Really Want to Know... I Don't Like Chess Anal Beeeeeeeds. Don Dokken's Dealership. Jim Halpert, lead singer of Judas Priest. Wrinkle Up and Fall Over. I'll Have What the Pilot's Having. Generate an Image of Me Like Your AI French Girls. Huge jacked man to play Wolverine. Lump Bum. Body Builder's Ball Park. Tom Talking to Tom About Tom. Recommentals that should have puking with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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TMS 2997: Captain Pedantic
01:02:56|Windows 11 Can Eat A Turd. Post Apologetic Movies. The Correct Amount of Vermonts. Slappin Larry the Mannequin.The precipice of Linux. You Mad Max, Bro? I Am John Legend. The Boot Loopin Boogy. Ibbot Headroom. Hot Larry and his fourteen wives. I trust Dr. Pepper. Tesla and his pigeon. Terrible Shrimpeater. Foamy soft serve. Lord of a Ring with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
TMS 2996: Garden package toss
01:02:27|Raspberry Beret Starfish Jam. Throwing meat at dogs. Pulsating beauty filter. World War chimpanZee. Earthworms Smell Like Earth. The HhhhWIG party. Infinite Stuf. Hop into the Hooey. I Don't Like ONE MILLION Beeeeeeeeeeees! Paycock. Bat Dance Neutral. Clifford the Big Red Muppet. Weird! Shit in his Lunchbox. Sugar and Lard with Amy. Rope barking and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
TMS 2995: Manually Stamped
01:17:33|Free Bag of Nuts with Every Swag Bag. He Played The Red On-Air Light. The Flippin' Flippers! Bagtacular Nerdtacular. Oh, It's A Turd! Meta without the verse. Mark Suckerberg. I Don't Wanna Spill All My Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeans! Kevin, Do We Care About Skating? It's Gotta Be These Corpse Hands. Picasso and M&M's. Happy WEEEED Day! Hand Carved Frog. I'm Cuckoo for Cocoa Prints! Coming at the Atmosphere too hard with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
TMS 2994: That Bong Dingo Guy
01:05:11|Idiocracy was a future documentary. Chuck Adjacent. I'll Eat Your Outrage Milkshake. I saw the band Twice once. Lawsuit-Induced Heroin Addiction. That's My Secret. I'm Always Offended! You Cut My Fiber, I'll Cut You! The Kim Johnson Lasagna Teleportation. My money is on Ringo. Call before, ya dig? Spudging it. Shunking the Road into a Truck. Slowly stopping at Brian's house. No Titles From TRPW Today. Positivity Olympics with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
TMS 2993: Injectable Meat
01:04:56|Swabbin' His What? Filling Holes in Cheese with Dunaway. Reverse Pimento Loaf. Once, Twice, Three Times a K-Pop Fan. Powdered-Face Borg. Taxes Can Eat a Choad. Never accept any wooden bitcoins. Moby-Dick Like Spider-Man. Scott's brick of coke. I kind of like the worst candy. Being around other people teaches you how to be around other people. That shark ate me boat. Team Beardos. Xeroscaping your Manscape. Moore's Law no More with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
TMS 2992: The German IRS
01:02:03|Brillo wig. This is worth 5 Griblets. Virtual pants credit card. Consistently overrated. Scott loves small shit. See which noodle sticks. Grave Digger (not the monster truck). There are dice involved. The wife married to Bundy. Pandemic tainted. We only hire the smilers. Anyone can make a burger. Alex Trebek it up. I left my credit card in my other virtual pants. Talking through the fireplace with TV's Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
TMS 2991: Smell No Evil
01:21:19|The 4 Monkeys are Micky, Dave, Michael and Peter. I don't like wet TeeVeeeeeeeeeeees! Discounted Black Wiener. Itâs a circumcision, dummy. Amy: The Muppet Sherpa. Give Me the Special Potassium. Don't you make my Brown Eyes Periwinkle. Circumcision - Practice Makes Perfect. Undead media. Feeling Blue with Dunaway. Fantasy Island supernatural death. Farting Diamonds. Fickle Utah Spring Rain. No money Epstein. Schrödinger's cat Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
TMS 2990: Incertception
01:07:18|Even in Milk it stays Hard. Brief Window of Sanity. Getting My Head Around Hard and Soft Enamel. Don't Change Your Hole. Nobody is bummed about the lack of finger checks. The great Kit KAT Caper. I see Poland, I see France, I've got Kit Kats in my pants. We Just Want To See You, Sweaty and Naked. All in All it's just another 8-Track in the Wall. It's So Crazy My Cars Are Electric. Saving The Lube. A Pity Peabo. Isn't there a tree called Chocatetry something. Dost thou Dust. Touching Emotions with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
TMS Hangout!
01:00:16|Just Scott, the chat, and Brian Dunaway for a visit!Video Version: https://youtu.be/p8s4UFRQJsE