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The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!

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  • TMS 2815: Aunt Market

    43:14|
    Oops! All Preshow. We All Like Freebeeeeeeeees. Say Hi To Matthew. Boats full of Seamen. Bording Pass for the D. Nothing beats a grandkids letter. It chokes on anything thicker. The money saving tips Vegas doesn't want you to know! Go, Sperm Racer, Go! Tetris Packer. Missing chat to go have fun. Overly Fonda. Goin' to the D! Egg Sauce. Panoramic Shane and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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  • TMS 2814: War Chester Shire

    02:04:48|
    You'll have no Kimchi, no horseradish and no Lt. Yar! Copycat Dipshitter. Tumor fruit. Port a Potty Perks. Shriracha Schmear. Gotta Go At Costco. Ass Cheek to Ass Cheek. I Dream Of GKneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Neither a Miracle, Nor a Whip. Runner butt poo. Friendly Wackadoo. Non-Organic Dipshits. The darker the berry the hotter it is. John Wayne's Sperm. Tech Time with Mr. Las Vegas Tom Merritt. Alicia Stockholm Recommentals with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
  • TMS 2813: Doodle With a Tube

    01:25:03|
    I'll bring the blood. Two Chicks, One Stone. BUT WHERE DID THEY GO?? Speaking of prosthetic weiners. Beefy Horn. An Extended Stay In The Stall. Real or Diggler. Know Your Jesus Dipshits. Big Puffy British Guy. The Exact Timeline of Zelda. Untarrif Your Swetch. Automatic Sensor Light Boogie. Holy Housekeeping. I Don't Like Orange Peeeeeeeeee. Table Top Horse Racing with Dan the Tabletop Man and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
  • TMS 2812: Time Rice

    01:30:12|
    CLARE, THE WALKING PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. You Get NO Virgins, NO Zombies & NO Lt Yar! I'd Rather Be Whelmed. If Tom Brady Was a Sarsgaard. No Teat for Texas. Darth Rascal. Ain't Nobody Neckin'. I dont like Elder Zzzzzzzzzs. Juice & Fig Newton. Boobie Flag! Battle of the Fortnite Stars. A Long Place to Live. Jonesing For A Tiki Bar. Vibrate Modes. Sigourney Weaver is an X-Wing with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
  • TMS 2811: Justifiable Ejection

    01:43:44|
    Energiza, It'll Surprizya, Bruce. You Get NO Waint, NO Bolth & NO Lt Yar! (v) I Need The Right IVeeeeeeeeeeee. Lysdexics Of The. World: Untie! Also, I'm Fat. Polly Wants A Ciggie. The Juggage of Peeage. More of a wagon than a streak. I Don't Give Two Figs About Wasps. Trailing Zuckerberg. Better Living Through Chemistry. Smart kids hide in the most disgusting places. My Name is... Max? Fewer Nessman. The Vegas Nerve w Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
  • TMS 2810: Tasting Joey

    01:56:03|
    Rue Patties Drag Race. Ass Pic. Meat Cake. Kangaroo's on the menu, boys! I Don't Like Head Cheeeeeeeeeese! Love Me Don't. A carapace full of goo. Jug Moisture. Mister Whompass. While my Feud gently weeps. My Boy Wink. Attack of the Gelatinized Tomatoes. Bloodsport with Crackers. Wednesdays keep on humping (humping, humping) into the future. Getting turned on with Tom. It's my son with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
  • TMS 2809: This one's for J.J.

    01:28:56|
    Can we lose some douchebags instead please?! Brian Scissoring On His Bike. Stephen Colbert doesn't care about you. Girl Dinner. Insecure penguin. Security Camerage. Kick a Pickle! 480 Mother F-ing Watts of Power! Let us know how the probing went, Les. Tux On The Run. Rock-a-Dial Croc. Goose-plotation. Ebay Secret Ween. Touch the Bird and Get Out. Jackie Robinson Jr Jr with TVsTravis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.