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The Pub Notice Board - ‘Big News From Batley’

Call AC-12 and bring in Ted Hastings, for there are serious accusations of corruption flying around the 52 Pub Challenge!


Our Landlord steps through the South of France portal to join Dan for an absolute boozy shopping trolley full of correspondence.


There’s Romanian tales, Dan thinks he’s found the nicest beer in the world, there’s an incredible bucket-based tale and news from Batley sends shockwaves across the correct realm.


Have you got something fun for us to read out on the show? Want to be one of our correspondents? Then email it to robbie@moonunderpod.com

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