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In the Christine Lahti in Space season finale: The battle over Space Hospital tips into all out Space War, as the President of the Galaxy (Guest Star Kim Cattrall as the voice of Space President) joins forces with Queen Pencil (Linda Lavin) to battle the evil forces of Di Anne Keaton of the Church of Necrogenesis and the Pyramid schemes of Kathy Baker and Sham None Dough Arty. Space Hospital reopens illegally as Dr. Christine Lahti, Space Nurse Alyssa Milano and The Boss join forces to try and save the many casualties of the ongoing space war that have landed in their space ambulance bay. Princess Pencil and Heather Locklear question if their love can weather this war, and if they can be married while Heather works for Pencil’s mum. Dr. Christine Lahti is trying to save the life of Syrupy Pam’s illegitimate chicken child after she was hit by space shrapnel, and asks Space Nurse Alyssa Milano for 20ccs of Space Adrenaline. It is not space Nurse, but a woman with orange skin and green hair that looks to Dr Lahti just like The Boss. She is an emissary of The Merselli, a race who are all identical, so are distinguished by skin and hair colour. Their planet is threatened by the war, and they are calling all Merselli home to fight, including Space Nurse and The Boss.

It's Festive Taco Tuesday in the Regularverse, so Posh and Fab give as honest a reaction as they can to having watched Gigli on New Year's Eve and being confronted with the Vajaylo.CW: Regularity.

A special New Year's Eve treat from Poshlo and Fableck as they attempt to watch the cinematic glory that is Gigli, starring Vagennifer and Benita in an alleged comedy that features truly baffling performances by Justin Bartha and Al Pacino, too much Christopher Walken and nowhere near enough Lanie Kazan.CW: Offensive portrayals of disability, sexuality and gender.

For a Christmas Day special gift, Posh and Fab watch a delayed livestream of Mariah Carey's final 2025 Christmastime Vegas residency, in which Mimi has many Me Me moments offstage.

A Christmas Eve treat from Posh and Fab as they experience all the joy of the festive season from fifteen years ago, when Mimi was preggo, Patricia was still probbo, but singing beautifully alongside her daughter on a television special to coincide with the release of the Merry Christmas II You album.

Posh and Fab can neither hate nor love the Jonas Brothers and their attempts to be funny and sing about Christmas, trapped as they are, in Disney+ tinsel hell.

Posh and Fab go on a journey to the small town of Winter's Hole or some shit, where Alicia Silverstone is roped into starring in a movie by Melissa Joan Hart piloting a drone. It's a Netflixmas film with the dreary title of A Merry Little Ex-Mas. Warning: contains less talented offspring of Goldie Hawn.

Posh and Fab experience an unhinged Lifetime movie from 2022 called Dirty Little Secret that stars Melissa Joan Hart and a lot of boxes.