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Fab's favourite author has a made for TV Christmas movie based on one of her novellas, and Posh is forced to live through it. Despite starring Camyn Manheim, Poppy Montgomery, Jennifer Esposito, Jason Priestly and the legendary Mary Tyler Moore. It's trying so hard to cash in, it's surprising that it's not called Snow, Actually.

Previously on Christine Lahti in Space: The Boss orders Dr. Christine Lahti to take a day off from saving lives, after the stress of the last few weeks. She goes for a treatment at renowned wellness retreat Spa C.E., but it is not long before she is embroiled in intrigue when the terrifying Mop Man breaks in, holding the spa customers hostage. Meanwhile, Space Nurse has to deal with an outbreak of Space Nits.

Samantha finally gets to have sex with the woman she most admires in the world, and she goes to Sri Lanka to promote her Bollywood hit.

Previously on Christine Lahti in Space: 3 years after the devastating loss of her Great Aunt Clara during the annual space jamboree, Dr Christine Lahti finally decides to use her inheritance to turn Airlock D into a day spa, naming it Lahti Da. But when The Boss (Alyssa Milano) informs her that there’s a clause in Mid Price Hairdresser (Special Guest Star Heather Locklear)’s contract forbidding any other beautification businesses in the space hospital, Dr Lahti’s dreams come literally crashing down around her. Meanwhile hospital 2IC (Tony Danza) spots an error in new Doctor, Dr Notadoctor’s paperwork (Special Guest Star Dana Delaney).

Samantha becomes an OnlyFans sensation and has a deja spew.

Previously on Christine Lahti in Space: While operating on the Bloubian ambassador, who resembles a jellyfish the size of a bus, Dr Christine Lahti falls off her stepladder and into the Bloubian’s tank. The agonising sting she gets from the tentacles give her an acute case of aphasia, and she is no longer able to communicate with words. While Space Nurse Alyssa Milano attempts to understand what Dr Christine Lahti is saying, Space Hospital falls under the control of a new doctor played by Special Guest Star Dana Delaney.

Charlotte's problematic dolls have nothing on Samantha's new doll, and it's not just faces that are getting lifted.

The Twelve Tubs of Christmas continues with an Alyssa Milano Lifetime movie about a woman who falls in love with her imaginary friend, and for some reason is called Sundays at Tiffany's.

Posh and Fab put Samantha back into Sex and the City sequel series And Just Like That, which involves helping Carrie through surgery, and Samantha is once again in danger of having to listen to Carrie's podcast.