The Manuel Fontes Show

Andrew Tate has spent the past few weeks trying to repair his image and reputation, but no one seems to be buying into it anymore, and he’s starting to feel the pressure. Meanwhile, the youth are accused of draining America’s resources with extreme laziness, and the mayor of San Francisco has signed a bill promising $5 million in reparations, despite the city being too broke to afford it.

It’s a new year, and time to ramp up production. A doctor named Umar talks about Shaduer Sanders, making it all about race. The UN supposedly wants to isolate the USA, which just sounds ridiculous. Then there’s Lionel Nation, a show hosted by someone who comes across as a coward.

In the final episode of 2025, we discuss Donald Trump’s Truth Social post about Rob Reiner, reflect on what I’ve learned over the year, and consider areas for improvement. RUMBLEStretchgooseXManuel Fontes (@stretchgoose) / XSUBSTACKstretchgoose | Substack

Two gunmen opened fire on a Hanukkah celebration at Bondi Beach, Australia, leaving several dead. California is so strapped for cash that crime is running rampant across the state. Gavin Newsom admits to providing healthcare to undocumented immigrants, Katie Porter explains why the budget is a mess, and Ryan Clark spreads more racism. Oh, and Kim Iversen should reconsider suing Tim Pool.RUMBLEStretchgooseXManuel Fontes (@stretchgoose) / XSUBSTACKstretchgoose | Substack

One of the most disturbing stories to hit the news in a while is about Jesse Butler, a teenager who raped and beat two teenage girls, yet walked out of the courtroom a free man. Meanwhile, a Muslim woman named Amani has claimed that Muslims built America, a statement I disagree with. Tim Pool says his security team costs more than his studio, and that it’s time for a change. It makes me wonder—who would want to kill all these podcasters?

Gavin attends the New York Times DealBook Summit, spending his time campaigning. He then heads to the White House to request billions in fire aid but forgets to waive building fees. Following that, he spends $450 million on a 911 system that doesn’t work. Meanwhile, Trump withholds SNAP from blue states, and another congresswoman insists the federal government should follow her commands. Eric Swalwell wants to allow voting by phone, and some farmers have admitted on camera to illegally hiring farm workers.RUMBLEStretchgooseXManuel Fontes (@stretchgoose) / XSUBSTACKstretchgoose | Substack

Today we learned about the Crown Law in Pennsylvania and the head tax in Chicago. Gavin promised to build 150 temporary houses by the summer of 2026, and we believe him this time, lol. Donald Trump also approved the release of the Epstein files.RUMBLEStretchgooseXManuel Fontes (@stretchgoose) / XSUBSTACKstretchgoose | Substack

Thousands of emails have been released, but what do they actually reveal? Most mention Trump and other high-profile figures, yet don’t directly implicate them in any crimes. Jasmine Crockett keeps calling Trump a pedophile, while Dan Goldman suddenly seems concerned about a “cover-up.” Then Texas Republican Lance Gooden asks them both a straightforward question about the files, and they end up stepping on the virtual rake.RUMBLEStretchgooseXManuel Fontes (@stretchgoose) / XSUBSTACKstretchgoose | Substack

I’ve finally done it again—lol—venturing back into the social media world with Rumble, X, and Substack.RUMBLEStretchgooseXManuel Fontes (@stretchgoose) / XSUBSTACKstretchgoose | Substack