The Macky Rat Podcast

Another exciting episode of THE MACKY RAT COMEDY PODCAST!We start off with some top tier opening banter and then go into some extremely boring 'Aroura borealis talk'. Then we go into some even more boring Anime talk. We do a close analysis of our good ol' pal and best fan Steve - where we basically trash him. We try to figure out tik tok...we don't really get it, we try to figure out Thomas Sowell...we don't get that either. We talk about the Bear vs. Man tik tok thing...whatever that is, which we do not get either. We're pretty out of touch. We do know however, women are wrong. Bears are scary. We talk about AI yet again, sort of, which leads to an excellent Hi Ku. We do a lot of news talk, including Kamela Harris' "Extraordinary Gentlemen Dinners". This leads to an extremely...inflammatory section. Mark Wahlberg has a Mexican restaurant. Don't care for that either. URKLE GOT MARRIED! He was Urkel, he was Sonic and he is finally seen as ...... black. We started with anime and we finish with anime...it's not a great episode...Mr.X was sick.But WHAT ELSE ARE U GONNA LISTEN TO?! NOTHING! So, check it out. It's funnier that most podcasts.

Happy May the 4th (be with you) and Revenge of the 6th. We have a snappy Star Wars related intro then talk about ... 'X' and our status on it. We start off with a shout out to @Little_spanky_ ... which somehow snowballs into a shout out sesh at the end of the episode. But, yeah, we read a number of this guys tweets. Kaleb explains Grok to Mr.X - he is unimpressed. Mr.X goes on to engagement farm brainstorm - better than any AI or perhaps, exactly like any AI. Mr.X then goes off on recanting Star Wars stuff he knows...be it about the movies, ideas for the movies or his experiences with the movies. It's kind of a mash up of things people enjoy having to do with Star Wars...it's not that funny. Most importantly - we discover Watto is just an Israeli guy. We then give a long and big shout out to Facets of Inspiration. What does facet mean? What does their podcast do? We don't know - but they told us to talk about the Oregon Trail...and BOY do we. NOT before we talk about a bunch of stuff as an inside joke played on @FacetsTV aka Facets of inspiration. Macross Plus, Stealth, some other AI BS but we do eventually get to the Oregon Trail. The Oregon Trail - Kaleb hasn't played it! We talk about that for a long time ... just like Star Wars. It's pretty incredible in retrospect. At the end we give a shout out to many people who we follow and who follow us. Did you make the cut? Give us a listen to find out! Also, @masterdan and @supersisi did!

It's Mr.Xs 40th birthday...Like all people celebrating 40 he tries to gloss over it primarily. We start off with some excellent "witty banter" that's ruined by Christian posting an article. It's about Spain's Far Left ... politician Luis Barrio. We talk about batman, vampires and Andrew Tate's stance on straight sex - it's gay! Also, we shout out Steve. Anyways, the politician is a fan of 'scat'. It's gross. It's a weird fetish and we don't mean to kink-shame but it's weird. We then do some awesome dehumidifier chat! We talk some NEWS - Biden sues Sheetz, Trump is being sued, ALSO!, Trump knows where you can get a gun. Harvey Weinstein is out and on the loose. Also, we talk about the BIG 3 of mens rights that stopped the MeToo movement. Mr.X's 40th sucks...and he went to Disneyland. We have some great WOKE ideas for Disney - including making C3P0 gay! Also, Star Wars Outlaws.Mr.X watched Dune 2...it's aiite. We talk about Kafka's 'Metamorphosis' ... for some reason. And Mr.X and Vanessa have a great 10 year anniversary. Mr.X goes off on a rant about diffusing problems and how he doesn't want to be nice to people when he's not at his job. ALL IN ALL - we are disappointed about this episode but on revisit...it's pretty funny!

420 BRO!!!! IT'S OUR 420 EXTRAVAGANZA! Mr.X ... well, for the sake of the podcast ... doses himself. To varying results. This is it ... we have some amazing 420 warm up banter. Mr.X announces his dosing of himself. From there on out it gets a little hazy. However, it's all 420 appropriate. Mr.X talks about his new job location. He talks about Persian people and Iraqis which leads to a brief talk about the film The 300. We talk about a certain famous person born on 4/20. We talk about how Biden betrayed people in prison for minor marijuana stuff and his visits to Sheetz. We talk about Sheetz. We talk about movies - mainly Dune 2 and Sci-Fi stuff (Star Wars, Interstellar, etc.) - perfect stoner flicks. We talk about wings and fast-food - perfect stoner food.Then we do some Dune 2 related Tacoma talk. All in all ... it's a great stoner special, 420 extravaganza!!!

We are BACK! Classic Macky Rat style - Mr.X annoyingly dominating the conversation and barely paying any attention at all to what Kaleb says...It's a star-studded show, somehow. We miss Nate. Kaleb has nothing going on. Mr.X loves his kids cartoons. Oh, and it's Mr.X's 10 year anniversary with his wife. He will go to Disneyland with his wife and her traveling companion, Liz. The renaissance fair is in town. Noone likes the renaissance fair. This leads into Mr.X once again remembering his friend's Tony's wedding and how a 'ren fair' weirdo ruining Jame's best man speech. Doesn't make sense? It won't. Mr.X got eclipse sickness...that's the only thing that can explain it. We then do some eclipse talk. Eclipses suck...The Cyber Truck is having a lot of problems. The biggest problem it's got some ugly ass stainless steel look. Plus, a lot of big problems. Elon Musk stops by to try to explain away all the issues. He's weird. Trump visits Chik-Fil-A ... a lot of people are looking at it as an endearing moment - the Macky Rat crew thinks the opposite. Our pally Joe J. Biden stops by to talk about it and some other stuff...he's off the wall as usual and we love him. OJ Simpson...is...DEAD! We reminisce on it a little and in retrospect ... he was alright. Also, he wore a wet suit to perpetrate the murder. Finally - Stallone is in some hot water with calling some old extra a 'fat tub of lard'. We try to get him to apologize, and he does, sort of. We have some wrap up stuff too! Check it out!

We watch the Insurrection AKA The Tip of the Conspiracy Theory Iceberg the movie! What was supposed to be a 30 minute recap and review of THE INSURRECTION by Rene Perez turned into an hour and forty-five minute show. We talk the movie while breaking down out input, advice and review of scenes and the entire movie. We spend some time at the end reading others IMDB reviews and give our own special insights into film production. A funny episode? Maybe...Solid - for sure, as voted by Kaleb!

It's EASTER! Well, it was Easter. And this is our (sort of) Easter episode. We start with a slight explanation of why the PODCAST WE BEAT podcasters are not on the episode. The reason why ... kind of makes sense. We talk about the first 10 minutes of the movie 'The Insurrection' ... it's so good Mr.X basically is forcing Kaleb to watch it with him. Godzilla is GAY! Well...she may be gay. We don't know - probably not. Mr.X doesn't fully understand it - but that leads into some movie talk! Mr.X is reminded about a goth girl he used to like who he never hooked up with. We haven't seen the Roadhouse remake, but we know it isn't good ... the OLD Roadhouse isn't even good! We know how it could have been good though. Also, GHOST! It also sucks - but we know it could have been good. Kaleb watched Birdbox......it SUCKS! BUT! Well, you know, we make it better. Our good pal Joe Biden drops by to explain to use why TF no Christian imagery will be used at the Whitehouse Easter celebration. Mr.X talks briefly about his Good Friday experience at work. We also give a quick break down on the Puff Daddy controversy and a number of conspiracies. YOU can do the research further if any pique your interest. Finally, people think AI is alive. It isn't. You're dub if you think so and Mr.X DOES think so. Also, forget the movie Wolf of Wall Street. It's a cheesy, boring movie. Shout out to Internet Beer Users - they had the better pod. We can admit that.Shout out to Kaleb. For, without him, there would be NO The Macky Rat Podcast.Happy EASTER! 2024!!!

Ever wonder what the last episode of the Macky Rat Podcast would sound like? Well to bad - we here to stay! It's Episode 90 of our famous and hilarious comedy podcast. This week we start off with our NEW fan of the week - it's Nerd in Charge! She rocks. Nothing is going on in Kaleb's life ... as usual. We go on to talk about Singapore and how it's crazy. After that ... it's a lot of movie talk. We talk Lethal Weapon 4, Big Trouble in Little China, we talk movie sequels, Beetlejuice 2, Happy Gilmore 2, we talk Madam Sandler (yet again). It's just a lot of movie talk...it's fun. Mr.X goes off on a tirade against the government. He then goes off on a tirade against the FTC and their ATTACK on McDonalds that he sees the reasoning behind. The happiest countries in the world report is out. Mr.X disagrees. He highly disagrees - for a lonnnggg time. Oh well. Finally, Mr.X has a highly inappropriate 'practical joke', and we learn some great NEWS! We BEAT THE IBL PODCAST! It really feels good and makes our night.

Where 1 episode away from 90 with NO SIGNS of stopping. Unless we get access to a 32-hour work week which allows us to do what we like and pursue what we love. Mr.X starts about how he is feuding with the entire podcast world after his banning from a Podcast Collective. We have a Weather Report with Kaleb ... a good time. We are going to be on a podcast as guests as foremost experts in horror cinema. Bernie Sanders joins the podcast - finally to discuss his new act to make a 32-hour work week. We have a Nate's update ... sort of. Mostly because Mr.X wants to visit him in Idaho cause it's an affordable vacation. Which leads us to a very long review of a article about what not to do in people's homes. Which Mr.X vows to do within Nate's home. It's an etiquette heavy episode. We also help people better understand African Americans in the workplace, if you're white. We close with what WE think 'Crazy Bread' should be - CRAZY! All this and more...this...exciting...episode...of Dragon Ball Z aka The Macky Rat Podcast.