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The Insomnia Project

The Wooden Deck

Season 6, Ep. 18

On this episode Marco and Amanda describe in full and mundane detail how the deck was stained and they question whether the back space of their house is a yard or a garden. They try to figure out what the staining tool that looks like a broom is called. Amanda tells the tale of buying a birthday cake for Nidhi.

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