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Some people say dogs are man’s best friend, but we say there are dogs worthy of winning Best Actor at the Academy Awards. In this week’s episode, Jared and Abe grab their flea combs and diva into the hairy history of animal celebrities. From memes to movies and from the 1920s to the 2020s, we explore famous animals and what they tell us about ourselves. Tangents include but are not limited to The International Canine Semen Bank, projecting our fear of rejection onto baby zoo animals, and the ethics of giving your pet chimp wine and Xanax.Sources: Life & Times Transcript of an interview with Alan Young, October 2007 Info on Air Bud and the bizarre stuff with his owner Beethoven and the St Bernard Beethoven Koko the Gorilla Crystal the Monkey in NY Mag What happened with Travis the Chimpanzee More Travis Crystal PopSugar interview“RIN TIN TIN” in Silent Stars (2000) by Jeanine Basinger “What’s new pussycat? A genealogy of animal celebrity.” by John Blewitt (2013) The saga of Lassie by Vernon Scott - Saturday Evening Post,10/3/1964 Animal Celebrities by David C Giles (2013)

Let’s face it: opinionated people can be polarizing. Jared knows it. Abe knows it. And Peggy Eaton – the 1820s political wife who brought the executive branch to a halt - definitely knew it too!In this episode, Jared and Abe take you back to the age of Andrew Jackson with the story of a scandal that paralyzed his presidency. Learn how snubs and sideways glances in the parlors of Washington, DC cost an entire cabinet their jobs and changed the course of American political history. Tangents include, but are not limited to, Charli XCX x Guy Fieri, the mail, and Mary from SLC marrying her grandpa.#womenshistory #historypodcast #history #funnyhistory #hiddenhistory #americanhistory #presidentialhistory #thepresidents #andrewjackson #gossipSOURCESBooknotes - C-SPAN | The Petticoat Affair by John MarszalekThe Jackson Era: Democracy and the Mob | The Cynical Historian"One Woman so Dangerous to Public Morals": Gender and Power in the Eaton Affair by Kristen E. WoodAndrew Jackson: The American Franchise By Daniel FellerThe Petticoat Affair: Manners, Mutiny, and Sex in Andrew Jackson's White House by John F. Marszalek

Don’t you hate when your girlfriend has a husband and you can’t hang with your philosopher bestie due to a silly little war about whether the church should slay or not? Christina of Sweden definitely did. Take a trip with us to 17th century Sweden, from Christina’s strange childhood and mommy issues to her ascension to the throne and blossoming desire to kiss her lady in waiting. Tangents include, but are not limited to, circumcision, Bunny the cat, and whether Jared is trying to steal Abe’s partner Sam. SOURCESQueen Christina of Sweden (1626-89) by Anchi Hoh (2016)The Making of a Queen: The Education of Christina of Sweden by M.L. Clarke (1978)Queen Christina, Lesbian Icon? On Sweden’s Delightfully Nonconformist Monarch by Eleanor Medhurst (2024)The Afterlife of Christina of Sweden: Gender and Sexuality in Heritage and Fiction by Amy Saunders (2019)https://www-jstor-org.i.ezproxy.nypl.org/stable/1395418?searchText=queen+christina+sweden&seq=1 https://youtu.be/6JDKEUqcjKA?si=eseHdwmOpzk81XgV 'A Girton Girl on a Throne': Queen Christina and Versions of Lesbianism, 1906-1933' by Sarah Waters (1994)The Court of Christina of Sweden and the Later Adventures of the Queen in Exile by Francis Gribble (1913)Christina of Sweden by Marguerite Horan Gowen (1944)The Girl King, dir. Mika Kaurimaski (2015)Queen Christina, dir. Rouben Mamoulian (1933)CHAPTERS00:00 Introduction02:26 My Annals06:00 Five Ws10:14 Xtina’s Bio24:39 Xtina’s Sexuality 30:42 Xtina’s Gender Expression32:53 Ebba Sparre38:32 Was Xtina intersex?43:56 Descartes at Xtina’s court? 45:38 Xtina’s Cultural Legacy: Garbo’s “Queen Christina”53:54 Xtina’s Cultural Legacy: “The Girl King” 1:06:38 Follow us on socials!

Roswell. Hoax photos. Desert people. Racist and factually incorrect History Channel shows. What do all of these things have in common? Aliens.In this episode, Jared and Abe uncover the truth about the history of alien abductions, tackling tough questions such as: Where did this phenomenon come from? What is the first recorded alien abduction? What’s up with the probing? And most importantly, what the hell was going on in New Hampshire? Tangents include, but are not limited to, barefoot shoes, the jump scare from the movie E.T., and the medieval mentally ill.This episode was produced by Jared Tetreau, Abe Merker, and Claudia Chiossone, and edited by Jared Tetreau. Music by Kinneret, intro animation by Gemma Hill, research assistance by Madison Albertson, and show artwork by Niall Lowrie.SOURCESAbduction, Surgery, and Madness: An Account of a Little Red Man in Thomas Walsingham's Chronica Maiora They Know Us Better Than We Know Ourselves: The History and Politics of Alien Abduction (2007) by Bridget BrownAfter the Flying Saucers Came: A Global History of the UFO Phenomenon by Greg EghigianIndeed They Have Invaded. Look Around.: POPULAR CULTURE New York Times (Online) New York Times Company. Jun 15, 1997 by Phil Patton“When Did Alien Sightings Turn into Alien Abductions?”(2017) By Greg EghigianCHAPTERS00:00 - Introduction01:40 - My Annals06:14 - The Five Ws09:42 - An interstellar overview10:59 - Thomas Walsingham and “The Chronica Maiora” 16:32 - Biblical Aliens18:42 - Is there life on Mars?? Percival Lowell says yes. 21:09 - Aliens invade the public consciousness. 25:52 - Alien conspiracies and the psychology of believers in aliens. 34:28 - George Adamski was ON one. 40:46 - Alien abductions!45:05 - New Age wellness goop aliens48:52 - lololol aliens might be real 56:08 - Follow us on socials!

The year 2000. A new millennium and, for America, a new president. But who will the people choose?? Twenty-six years later, we still don’t know. In this episode, Jared and Abe remove their glasses in disbelief as the race between George Bush and Al Gore goes down to the wire in Florida. Recounts. Hanging chads. The Miami Sound Machine. The only thing at stake is the United States of America. Tangents include, but are not limited to, giving out your number at karaoke, fidget rings, bath salts, and which member of the Bush cabinet you’d smoke a blunt with. This episode was produced by Jared Tetreau, Abe Merker, and Claudia Chiossone, and edited by Jared Tetreau. Research assistance by Madison Albertson. Original music by Kinneret. Intro animation and artwork by Gemma Hill and Niall Lowrie. SOURCES537 VOTES, HBO Documentary https://www.gsb.stanford.edu/faculty-research/publications/butterfly-did-it-aberrant-vote-buchanan-palm-beach-county-florida https://web.archive.org/web/20100731000517/http://www.pbs.org/newshour/media/election2000/election_night.htmlhttps://www.cnn.com/2000/ALLPOLITICS/stories/11/10/election.president.02/ https://guides.law.stanford.edu/c.php?g=991108&p=7170216 https://cseweb.ucsd.edu/~goguen/courses/275f00/abc-chads.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wufOcpTH0HU&list=PLmZWNw4ieD05KKWV7PbErdHrXS1yQu8hM&index=1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWETjjTniWo&list=PLmZWNw4ieD05KKWV7PbErdHrXS1yQu8hM&index=5 https://georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov/news/releases/2002/04/20020430.html https://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/documents/2000-republican-party-platform CHAPTERS00:00 - Intro 03:47 - My Annals06:50 - The Five W’s 08:38 - The Year 200010:41 - Clinton/Gore 12:44 - George W. Bush and Compassionate Conservatism 18:46 - Al Gore’s “Prosperity and Progress” 23:50 - Election Night31:18 - Florida Florida Florida does a recount recount recount 34:46 - Elian Gonzalez39:11 - Taking it to the courts! 41:56 - Brooks Brothers Riot44:55 - Surprise! We all lose! 53:40 - Follow us on socials!

The Roman Emperor Nero. A mansion-building arsonist with a passion for twinks…or was he? In this episode, Jared and Abe pull back the curtain on Nero’s pervy reign to explore his marriage to Sporus, the boy who became empress of Rome. But who was Sporus? What drew Nero to him? And, most importantly, when exactly was the fiddle invented? Tangents include, but are not limited to, Latin phraseology, international sharts, and the eternal battle between AD and CE. SOURCESThe Lives of the Twelve Caesars by Suetonius Annals by TacitusRoman History by Cassius DioNero by Edward ChamplinJennifer Ingleheart, “Introduction: Romosexuality: Rome, Homosexuality, and Reception”, Ancient Rome and the Construction of Modern Homosexual IdentitiesShaun Tougher, “The Aesthetics of Castration: The Beauty of Roman Eunuchs, Castration and Culture in the Middle Ages ed. Larissa Tracy David Woods, “Nero and Sporus” The boy that Emperor Nero made his “wife”: What the tragedy of the castrated Sporus tells us about homosexuality in ancient Rome. CHAPTERS: 00:00 Introduction 02:22 My Annals 05:40 Five Ws 08:54 Sources 12:05 Nero's biography 19:52 Nero's personality 26:34 Roman sexuality 31:17 Nero's sexuality 33:58 Sporus and Nero 40:47 Nero's downfall 49:09 Sporus post-Nero 52:10 Follow us on socials!!

We’ve all seen the memes – Skrillex, 4Loko, GTA, and electric scooters all have the potential to kill a Victorian child. In the modern popular imagination, Victorian children are frail, easily offendable, and prone to overstimulation. But was this really the case?In this episode, Abe and Jared take a journey through Victorian England to investigate the reality of what it was like to be a child from the dredges of poverty to the upper echelons. So put on your page boy hats and fingerless gloves, tuck in to your most nutritious gruel, and get ready to dive into some of the most unvaccinated, brutal working conditions of the 19th century! SOURCES Chapter 1 of The Pragmatic Ideal: Mary Field Parton and the Pursuit of a Progressive Society by Mark Douglas McGarvie - “A Victorian Childhood in Defense of Tradition, 1878-1896”BBC Four documentary The Children Who Built Victorian Britain (2011) Victorian Childhoods by Ginger S. Frost (2008) - Introductionhttps://www.amdigital.co.uk/insights/blog/byron-and-hobhouse-in-mediterranean-europeChildren’s Fantasy Literature: An Introduction by Michael Levy and Farah Mendelsohn (2016) “Classed Childhood in Arthur Morrison’s A Child of the Jago and Victorian Slum Fiction” by S. Brooke Cameron, from Critical Essays on Arthur Morrison and the East End, edited by Diana Maltz (2022) “The Victorian Child, c. 1837-1901” by Marah Gubar https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hszufz/what_modern_day_thing_do_you_think_would_kill_a/.Chapters:00:00 - Introduction02:12 - My Annals05:44 - Victorian England07:44 - Kids in Victorian England13:22 - Victorian Class19:34 - Death and Religion22:23 - Child Labor and Working Class Kids33:22 - Jobs for Kids!37:55 - Public Opinion40:16 - Political Reactions44:53 - Illness, Injury, and Disability47:47 - Why you should respect the Victorian street urchin.51:41 - Follow us on socials!!