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Episode 87 - Get Thee Away From a Nunnery

Season 2, Ep. 87

Has anyone ever noticed that Arnold Schwarzenegger smells like schnitzel and ale? Well, we couldn't avoid it when he came knocking at The Ghoul Club's door this week. That being said… he might've been The Terminator. We can't be sure. We ran away and conceived a baby that is humanity's only hope for survival against the machine uprising instead.


Today's episode begins with a story about a convent that could potentially have drawn the attention of the devil itself. We then move on to a true crime story about a piece of shit human being who was possibly just a nice guy who was just misunderstood? Nope… pretty sure he's just a piece of shit. We also discuss The Ghoul Club appearing on True Detective, Kyle's desperation to have a ghost kneel on his neck, and our changing opinions on the death sentence.

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