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Making Friends, Fake Cards, and Panic Attacks
Ep. 154
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Welcome to the Really Long Derailment. All aboard, fans of comedy and fun. If you skip this episode, you love Satan and you hate Jesus. I don't make the rules, I just tell them to you and then force you to send this to 30 of your closest friends who also love Jesus and hate Satan. The Boys talk about the Ren Faire that they went to, and I tell you what! It was NUTS!! Get it? Nuts??? It's fine. I make myself laugh, and my therapist says that's all that matters. They then have a lengthy and...super.. fun? conversation about fake Pokémon cards. I mean, come on. Just buy real ones. Is it really that hard? I dunno. Find out on this week's episode of The Garlic Boys!
Hosted By:
Matthew Haux @OniRamen
Connor O'Connor @connoroconnor
Listen to their D&D show, TGB One Shots,
And also, check out The Clever Boy Quiz: The Show.
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