The Expertly Done Podcast

Professor Barbara Bye (improvised by Olivia Wheeler) talks deeply with Ultimatum-Jones about her vital expertise in 'waving'. It's a free flowing conversation that touches upon the hospitality industry, slaps, village prosperity, dating, heartbreak, hello, goodbye, and waving to children.I recommend you catch up with an Olivia improv performance at 'Together' on the first Monday of every month at That Beer Place in Chester, keep an eye on the Improv Boost's Facebook feed: https://www.facebook.com/BoostImprov/Olivia is also a member of The North West Acting School. You can find out more right here:https://www.northwestendactingschool.co.uk/https://www.facebook.com/NWEActingSchool/mentions/TEDP Episodes drop on a Tuesday, so please come back and listen. This is an improv comedy podcast for anyone who enjoys aimless conversations that can be surprisingly poignant, dramatic and often funny and silly. The 'expert' doesn't know what their expertise is until after the interview starts and Ultimatum-Jones tells them what they are an expert in. It is all improvised after that moment.This episode was recorded at the Hoole Community Centre in Chester, which is an amazing community resource with loads going on: https://www.hoolecommunitycentre.org.uk/If you’d like to be an expert on The Expertly Done Podcast then contact Ultimatum-Jones by emailing expertlydone@icloud.com. Doesn’t matter how long you’ve been improvising for!

Merry Christmas to all you expert knowledge seekers! For this festive special, Winfred Ultimatum-Jones interviews the renowned Dr Keith Sleigh (improvised by Michael Ananins) about his vital expertise in 'pigs in blankets'. It is a focused and in-depth interview that touches upon a farmer's daughter, duvets, vikings, Latvia, zero gravity wrapping, folk tails and pigs. Useful links to where Michael improvs and performs include:Chester Improv Society (CHIMPS) Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/people/Chester-Improv-Society-ChimpsChester Improv Society (CHIMPS) Instagram: @chesterimprovsocietychimpsCHIMPS runs an improv drop-in every other Tuesday at Hoole Community Centre (usually in the little library!). It's great fun, informal and joyous!Flintshire Funnybone Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/FFImprov/Funnybone run drop-ins every other Monday at the magnificent Caffi Isa, Mynydd Isa, in North Wales. They group also runs wonderful workshops and performances. Seek them out!Liverpool Comedy Improv: https://www.liverpoolcomedyimprov.co.uk/LCI runs a drop-in in Liverpool every Monday and loads of fantastic improv workshops and courses. It's a great community and the drop-in nights are legendary!Atom Improv: https://www.theatomimprov.com/The Atom is an American-style long-form improv comedy company that offers drop-ins, courses, classes and chances to perform in regular show. It's a challenging blast of funny brilliance and their shows are great. Check them out!This episode was recorded at the Hoole Community Centre in Chester, which is an amazing community resource with loads going on: https://www.hoolecommunitycentre.org.uk/Episodes drop on a Tuesday, so please come back and listen. If you’d like to be an expert on The Expertly Done Podcast then contact Ultimatum-Jones by emailing expertlydone@icloud.com. Doesn’t matter how long you’ve been improvising for!

Dr Geoffrey Allport (improvised by Steve Longstaffe) emerges from the world of theatre to talk to Ultimatum-Jones about his expertise in 'theatrical moustaches'. It is a thunderously gravitational dialogue via Yorkshire folk theatre, the death of a monarch, custard, an erotic Paris show and penguins. Seek out Steve on his Instagram page: @stephenlongstaffe and try and catch him in his one-person show, 'Shakespeare on the Spot'.This episode was recorded in the Green Room at Society1 in Preston. The link to the work space is here: https://society1.co.uk/Episodes drop on a Tuesday, so please come back and listen. If you’d like to be an expert on The Expertly Done Podcast then contact Ultimatum-Jones by emailing expertlydone@icloud.com. Doesn’t matter how long you’ve been improvising for!

Professor Sally Twinkle (improvised by Tracy Bevan) opens up to Winfred Ultimatum-Jones about the intricacies of the 'lanyard'. It is a must-listen-at-some-point interview that gives an unrivalled insight into the 'lanyard' via Die Hard, big families, Apollo 11, Lincoln, turtles, prison and Spain. Also, listen to Ultimatum-Jones struggle to say 'lanyard' throughout the interview.Useful links to where Tracy improvs and performs include:Chester Improv Society (CHIMPS) Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/people/Chester-Improv-Society-ChimpsChester Improv Society (CHIMPS) Instagram: @chesterimprovsocietychimpsCHIMPS runs an improv drop-in every other Tuesday at Hoole Community Centre (usually in the little library!). It's great fun, informal and joyous!When she is not being silly with improv, Tracy is a coaching psychologist. You can discover her work here:Positive Being Coaching https://www.positivebeing.co.uk/Healthy Minds Matter https://healthymindsmatter.co.uk/This episode was recorded at the Hoole Community Centre in Chester, which is an amazing community resource with loads going on: https://www.hoolecommunitycentre.org.uk/Episodes drop on a Tuesday, so please come back and listen. If you’d like to be an expert on The Expertly Done Podcast then contact Ultimatum-Jones by emailing expertlydone@icloud.com. Doesn’t matter how long you’ve been improvising for!

Dr Nigel Nimble (improvised by David Escobedo) takes Winfred Ultimatum-Jones into his mind and reveals an astounding expertise in 'sweatpants'. It is a wide ranging conversation about culture, society, childhood, cake-based education, fashion, and being arrested at a public swimming pool.Useful links where you can find David include:The Improv BoostWebsite: https://improvboost.wordpress.com/Instagram: @boostimprovTikTok: @boostimprovFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/BoostImprov/David Is Curious PodcastApple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/david-is-curious/id1697468001Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6RXDp1LPNbKJcNG5OYOkynPodtail: https://podtail.com/en/podcast/david-is-curious/Remember David's monthly improv show 'TOGETHER' happens on the first Monday of every month. It's an exciting mix of experienced and new improvisors and all in Chester's That Beer Place (https://thatbeerplace.co.uk/).This episode was recorded at the Hoole Community Centre in Chester, which is an amazing community resource with loads going on: https://www.hoolecommunitycentre.org.uk/Episodes drop on a Tuesday, so please come back and listen. If you’d like to be an expert on The Expertly Done Podcast then contact Ultimatum-Jones by emailing expertlydone@icloud.com. Doesn’t matter how long you’ve been improvising for!

Professor Jean Blue (improvised by Ebe McInerney) drags Winfred Ultimatum-Jones into the dangerous world of 'drying Tupperware'. It is an average paced interview that digs deep into drying equipment, house fires, her relationship with her mother, other people's sacrifices and obsession. Useful links to where Ebe improvs and performs include:Chester Improv Society (CHIMPS) Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/people/Chester-Improv-Society-ChimpsChester Improv Society (CHIMPS) Instagram: @chesterimprovsocietychimpsCHIMPS runs an improv drop-in every other Tuesday at Hoole Community Centre (usually in the little library!). It's great fun, informal and joyous!Flintshire Funnybone Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/FFImprov/Funnybone run drop-ins every other Monday at the magnificent Caffi Isa, Mynydd Isa, in North Wales. They group also runs wonderful workshops and performances. Seek them out!Liverpool Comedy Improv: https://www.liverpoolcomedyimprov.co.uk/LCI runs a drop-in in Liverpool every Monday and loads of fantastic improv workshops and courses. It's a great community and the drop-in nights are legendary!This episode was recorded at the Hoole Community Centre in Chester, which is an amazing community resource with loads going on: https://www.hoolecommunitycentre.org.uk/Episodes drop on a Tuesday, so please come back and listen. If you’d like to be an expert on The Expertly Done Podcast then contact Ultimatum-Jones by emailing expertlydone@icloud.com. Doesn’t matter how long you’ve been improvising for!

The most requested expert in this podcast's sort history, Dr Pam Ham (improvised by the fantastic Sally Moss) gives Ultimatum-Jones a flying tour of her expertise in 'pigeon feet'. From her unusual upbringing, through her dabble with crows, and back to looking into a pigeon's soul through their feet - it is an enlightening flight through an extraordinary mind.Check out these Sally-based links!Sally Moss Editorial: https://sallymoss-editorial.co.uk/Welcome Touch: https://welcometouch.co.uk/If you fancy catching Sally's improv performances at 'Together' on the first Monday of every month at That Beer Place in Chester, keep an eye on the Improv Boost's Facebook feed: https://www.facebook.com/BoostImprov/This episode was recorded at the Waterloo Community Centre in Crosby, which is an ace community resource with loads going on: https://www.waterloocommunityassociation.co.uk/Episodes drop on a Tuesday, so please come back and listen. If you’d like to be an expert on The Expertly Done Podcast then contact Ultimatum-Jones by emailing expertlydone@icloud.com. Doesn’t matter how long you’ve been improvising for!

It is season 3 of the Expertly Done Podcast and self taught journalist, Winfred Ultimatum-Jones has learnt nothing. Despite that he continues his dive into podcasting with in-depth interviews with the greatest experts on the planet.The problem is the show is completely improvised and the experts don't know what their expertise is until after the interview starts and Ultimatum-Jones tells them what they are an expert in. This makes for rambling improvised conversation that veer off down unexpected and often meaningless avenues.The new season begins on Tuesday November 11 (2025) and an episode will drop every Tuesday for the next few weeks.Listen, absorb and learn nothing.