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The X’s & No’s Podcast w/ Brian Moote & Jasmine Sadry

8.28.26 - Fake 49ers Player Goes Viral + Remembering Dolly Parton

Fake 49ers Player Goes Viral + Remembering Dolly Parton


The internet has gifted us a fake San Francisco 49ers player, and frankly, he may be the best thing to happen to the franchise. Brian finds yet another reason to hate the 49ers, discovers what happens when you don’t check your mail, and proudly reports that his colon is officially squeaky clean. We also take a moment to remember Dolly Parton and the incredible legacy she leaves behind before things go completely off the rails — because we had to abruptly end the podcast when Jasmine’s dog started having explosive diarrhea. Sports. Pop culture. Colonoscopies. Dog emergencies. This is The X’s & No’s Podcast with Brian Moote & Jasmine Sadry.

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