The Dead Baby Bear Podcast

Capitalist regimes & communism. What do Buddhists contemplate? Ripped Jesus. Fixing cars in the cold means you’re poor. Sean moves slightly up. How much does this gig pay? The Creep Stampede. Believing in parts of religion just in case. Kathleen gushes over the Barbie movie and if you’re offended by it, you’re stupid and sad. iMax and iMin. Oppenheimer didn’t have enough explosions. Why do guys go crazy over women? “Nobody built the pyramids for a man.” Retelling stories will get you karate chopped in this studio. We’re going to write a right wing freedom movie. Hotel hospice for Young Yeller. Destination Funerals and “The Cremation of Kathleen McGee” roast. Don’t worry, your messages are all private. Time to start naming names. 

Rush hour rage. Shanty towns. Sex in cars. Kathleen takes a right turn. Advice from Stephen Harper’s wife. Fun times in the nation’s capital. Lap dances to long songs. Sometimes the service is too good. Turning on customers. Restaurant review clapbacks. Tit progression. Dating app measurements. There’ll never be a comic union. Chicken wings? How about shrimp. Trolling the troll. Kathleen sometimes listens to FOX News for fun. “That’s how I can tell they’re poor, their clothes suck!” Fentanyl eye patch. Butt stuff. 

It's a live podcast recording from the Grindstone Comedy Festival in Edmonton with the hosts of Dead Baby Bear Podcast, Kathleen McGee and Sean Lecomber!

Brought to you by Spanx. Sean thinks girls just get “clowned up” for other girls. Cancel culture and saying controversial stuff to get famous. Sean and Kathleen mention that they have no money for the 2,358th time (almost as many times as Sean has referenced the ‘you know what’). Drug addicts have a lot of energy. Kathleen saw someone poop on the street. Tandem dumpster diving. “Let me see that tong!” Hey, why is there semen in this diaper? Catalytic converters. Kathleen went to Calgary’s horse death festival. Sean laughs about the Flames losing their star player, who would rather live in Columbus, Ohio than Calgary, Alberta. I guess being an hour from the mountains isn’t the draw they thought it was. Molly Shannon & Gary Coleman. Vince Fluke. Kathleen took 20 shafts in one night, while Sean’s personal best is 10. Curdled puke is avoided by using almond milk.

Sean sets a new personal best. Butchering other people’s jokes. Crucified by your penis and balls. Grazing the breast. Creepy massages are fading away. Sean has a near life experience in the ocean and is saved by a child. Sean says nipples a bunch. We need a girl-based religion. Zoo marketing tactic. Fireworks, fire trucks, ambulances. Non-stop Mexican food. Disneyland lineups. “You shit in a ride?!” PF Changs. Second weddings. 

We’re baaaaaack! Is the Queen still alive? Who is going to die first, Sean or Kathleen? Is heaven just more life? What do souls look like? It’s easy to be a coward when you’re in charge. Guns are scary. So much “x-factor” on this show. Disneyland! Edmonton beating Calgary was awesome and we talk sports for a bit. Calgary is “quiet Toronto.” Why do people who have never been to Edmonton hate it? Kathleen loves reading menus and Google reviews. NFTs and crypto are a grift. Who uses cash anymore? Kathleen misses the lockdown. Sean takes other people’s pills. Upsizing is better than upselling. 

Sean and Kathleen try to get canceled. Woke white guys are doing it for the nookie. People in the UK fake tan way too much. Abortion comes up. Things get dark. It’s time to regulate dicks. Kathleen & Sean lament the state of stand-up. VR porn stars. Do nerds do oral better? Probably not. What is worse: mattress on the floor, or cartoon sheets? Tinder tour. Abortion comes up again. Too small to be a hero. Why are people proud to be tall? Hotel beds are disgusting. Kathleen can’t wait to do jury duty again. Comedians getting attacked! 

Gamer trash talk gives Kathleen a grandma moment. “That’s a whole other weird one!” Sean dreams of a socialist utopia. Kathleen can’t believe the monkey scenes at the start of 2001: A Space Odyssey. Two comedians wade into the Russian war in Ukraine. Sean explains human evolution. Have dicks gotten smaller over the years? (Awful) themed hotel rooms. The freedom rally people are still going. Trudeau is the left wing Trump. Britney is pregnant. Comedians basically drive for a living. Could you euthanize a healthy cat? Farmurderers. 1