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Season 202526, Ep. 1
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After a year-long break, 'The Splat' returns with a bang! Scott Wallace, flanked by Oli Graystone and Scott Barber unite to relaunch Southend United’s favourite podcast. In this jam-packed reintroduction episode, the lads reflect on the incredible trip to Wembley, discuss the highs and lows of Southend’s pre-season, and share their hopes, fears, and bold predictions for the campaign ahead.
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25. Cards is Back🃏
01:04:06||Season 202526, Ep. 25In this week’s episode of The Splat we dive straight into the drama surrounding Southend United’s abandoned clash with Rochdale. We break down what happened, the implications and the reaction around the fanbase.We also discuss the long-awaited return of Harry Cardwell to the club. What does his comeback mean for the squad? How will he fit into the current system? And what can supporters expect from him this time around?
24. Have We Hit the Glass Floor?
01:10:32||Season 202526, Ep. 24Sitting 7th in the league we find ourselves in a strange spot: competitive, organised, hard to beat… but also looking up at clubs with significantly bigger budgets, including the likes of Forest Green, York, Rochdale, and Carlisle.And this poses the central question of the episode:Is this genuinely our level right now - our “glass floor” - or are COSU capable of breaking beyond it without financial firepower?
23. Defensive Crisis?!
48:44||Season 202526, Ep. 23The Custard Splat is back with another packed episode! Scott W and Oli (OG) take the mic this week to break down a brilliant few weeks for the Shrimpers, including the 0–1 win away at Yeovil and a dominant 3–0 performance against Altrincham at Roots Hall.But it’s not all smooth sailing. With Harry Taylor suspended and Ben Goodliffe a major doubt after a tight hamstring, Scott and OG dig into the very real possibility of a defensive crisis, and what options (if any!) Kev has left at centre-back.🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & YouTube.💬 Follow us @CustardSplatPod for clips, news, and bonus content.
22. Harry Seaden: Part Two
52:36||Season 202526, Ep. 22In Part Two of our deep dive with former Southend United goalkeeper Harry Seaden we pick up the story at one of the most turbulent periods in his young career - the Covid era.Harry opens up candidly about the challenges of navigating football during a global pandemic: the isolation, the uncertainty, and the mental toll of constantly being in and out of the side. He reflects on the frustration of feeling close to establishing himself but never quite getting a consistent run and the moment of clarity that ultimately pushed him to request the termination of his contract in 2021.From there, Harry charts a remarkable comeback story.We explore his move to Billericay Town, where he became a record-breaker, playing every single minute of an extraordinary 52-game season across league and cup, a feat of endurance, resilience and professionalism. Harry shares the highs and lows of that campaign, how it rebuilt his confidence and why experiences like that were exactly what he wished he’d had on loan at 18 or 19.Now donning the gloves for Cray Wanderers, Harry discusses his mission to rebuild his stock in the non-league game and prove himself all over again. He also talks passionately about his role as manager of the Ben Bradford Goalkeeping Academy, the pride he takes in coaching young keepers and how his journey, with all its twists, helps him guide the next generation.Expect honesty, insight and a powerful look at the realities of bouncing back in football.This is the conclusion to an unmissable two-part interview and a must-listen for anyone who believes in second chances, hard work, and the fight to carve out a career in the game.🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & YouTube.💬 Follow us @CustardSplatPod for clips, news, and bonus content.
21. Harry Seaden: Part One
53:18||Season 202526, Ep. 21In Part One of our in-depth chat with former Southend United goalkeeper Harry Seaden we dive into the journey that led him from a young academy prospect to making his professional debut for the Blues. Harry opens up about life in the Southend youth system, the pressures and expectations placed on young keepers, and the standout moments that shaped his development.We explore his breakthrough into the first-team squad, what it felt like stepping onto the pitch at Roots Hall in front of the Southend crowd and the characters behind the scenes who influenced his growth. Expect honest reflections, untold stories, and a rare behind-the-curtain look at what it really takes to rise through the ranks as a goalkeeper.This is Part One of an unmissable two-part interview - perfect for Shrimpers fans, academy parents and anyone who loves hearing the real journey of a homegrown talent.🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & YouTube.💬 Follow us @CustardSplatPod for clips, news, and bonus content.
20. Defence Against The Dark Arts
52:21||Season 202526, Ep. 20Southend’s defeat at Carlisle brought frustration, finger-pointing, and a reality check.Scott and Scot sit down to unpack the performance, talk about managing expectations, and take a firm stand against the abuse directed at players online.A shorter, no-nonsense episode — honest, grounded, and all about perspective.🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & YouTube.💬 Follow us @CustardSplatPod for clips, news, and bonus content.
19. Game Day Splat: Carlisle Fan, Lee Rooney
59:39||Season 202526, Ep. 19It’s a big one tonight in the National League, Southend United vs Carlisle United and we’ve got a special guest joining us for the build-up!We're joined by Lee Rooney, co-host of the Brunton Bugle Podcast, to talk all things Carlisle United, their drop into non-league football, and what both sets of fans can expect from this massive clash at Roots Hall.🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & YouTube.💬 Follow us @CustardSplatPod for clips, news, and bonus content.
18. The Curse of the FA Cup
01:00:42||Season 202526, Ep. 18In this episode, Scott and Oli dive head-first into Southend United’s latest FA Cup heartbreak, a frustrating defeat to Wealdstone that’s left Blues fans wondering if there really *is* a curse on our cup campaigns. We take a sobering look back at our FA Cup record over the last decade… and let's just say, it isn’t pretty.But it’s not all doom and gloom, the National League rolls on and we turn our attention to tonight’s clash away at Woking, previewing what the Shrimpers need to do to bounce back and restore some pride under the lights.🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & YouTube.💬 Follow us @CustardSplatPod for clips, news, and bonus content.
17. A Perfect October
01:30:33||Season 202526, Ep. 17Southend United finish the month in style with four wins from four, momentum building and smiles all round at Roots Hall.This week Oli and Scott W break down another professional performance as the Blues saw off Brackley 2–0 keeping the good times rolling.We also shine a light on the U18s' brilliant 3–0 win away at Bishop’s Stortford, chat about the ongoing wait for a new Women’s Team manager, and celebrate well-earned recognition for Kev and Harry Boyes after a flawless October.🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & YouTube.💬 Follow us @CustardSplatPod for clips, news, and bonus content.