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The Custard Splat

The definitive Southend United fan show – packed with news, nostalgia, and passionate chat. From matchday meltdowns to transfer talk, we cover it all with heart, humour, and honesty.


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  • 56. The Biggest Club in the League

    01:04:16||Season 202627, Ep. 56
    The Splat Boys are back with another episode of The Custard Splat!There's plenty to get stuck into this week as the Shrimpers enter a new era under new Head Coach Kieron Dyer.We'll be giving our thoughts on the appointment, discussing the departures of Joe Gubbins and Jack Bridge, and looking at what it all means for Southend's summer rebuild.Plus, with the World Cup now underway, we have a (quick) chat about England's chances in the USA Available wherever you get your podcasts 🎙️

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  • 55. Day One

    27:04||Season 202627, Ep. 55
    It's a new era at Southend United, but your number one podcast remains exactly the same.Broadcasting from The Blue Eagle Pub, we're discussing a summer of major change at the club, with Noor Husin, Gus Scott-Morriss and Nathan Ralph all moving on to pastures new.We also take a look at the ongoing contract negotiations involving Jack Bridge, Collin Andeng Ndi, Keenan Appiah-Forson and Joe Gubbins, as Southend continue shaping their squad for the season ahead.Plus, the search for a new head coach is gathering momentum. The club has reportedly narrowed its search to a final four-man shortlist, with South Shields boss Ian Watson among the names linked to the role🎙️
  • 54. The Custard Splat End of Season Awards 2025/26 | Season Finale

    36:19||Season 202526, Ep. 54
    The 2025/26 season comes to an end with The Custard Splat End of Season Awards 🦐🏆From Player of the Season and Unsung Hero, to Honourable Mentions, Meltdown of the Season and everything in between… we hand out the awards after one of the most unforgettable seasons in modern Southend United history.54 episodes later, Wembley visited, a trophy lifted and chaos right at the very end… there was only one way to wrap this season up.
  • 53. 48 Hours That Changed Southend United

    57:23||Season 202526, Ep. 53
    Southend United have just experienced one of the most emotional and chaotic 48 hours in modern club history.🏆 FA Trophy winners at Wembley🧤 Collin Andeng Ndi becomes the shootout hero💔 Kevin Maher, Darren Currie & Mark Bentley depart📈 New appointments begin the Oliver Gage rebuildThis episode covers the highest of highs… and then the complete reset that followed.The Maher era is over.The next chapter starts now.🎙️🦐
  • 52. LIVE FROM WEMBLEY | FA Trophy Final

    23:12||Season 202526, Ep. 52
    LIVE from Wembley Stadium, The Custard Splat brings you a special edition from the press box as we relive Southend United’s road to the FA Trophy Final.From the early rounds to the big stage under the arch, we look back at the moments, performances and stories that got the Shrimpers to Wembley - with a first piece of domestic silverware in over a decade now within touching distance.One game. One occasion. One massive opportunity for Kevin Maher’s Southend United 🦐
  • 51. Southend United Ladies | Essex Derby Special

    33:50||Season 202526, Ep. 51
    Episode 51 of The Custard Splat Podcast sees us shine the spotlight on Southend United Ladies ahead of a massive weekend for the football club.Joining us in the studio are Ladies Manager Nick Sheldrick alongside players Lauren Johnson and Abbey Dell as we build up to Saturday’s huge Essex Derby against Colchester United at Roots Hall.We chat about what it means to represent the badge, flying the flag for Southend in one of the biggest fixtures in the history of the women's team, and the importance of inspiring the next generation of girls to get involved in football.Nick speaks passionately about his ambition to firmly put the Ladies side of Southend United on the map, while Lauren and Abbey give an insight into the togetherness, belief and pride within the squad heading into a landmark occasion for the club.A massive moment for Southend United Ladies.
  • 50. Wembley Awaits... | One Game From Silverware

    47:08||Season 202526, Ep. 50
    Our full FA Trophy Final special as Southend United prepare for a huge day under the arch against Wealdstone with silverware on the line.We build up to the final by discussing the occasion itself, what it means for the football club, the fans and the city, plus how this current group have dragged Southend to within one game of lifting a trophy at Wembley.We also get into the contract situations surrounding several players, the unnecessary noise and distractions bubbling away before a domestic cup final, and whether this squad deserves to stay together beyond this season.Plus all the usual tangents, Wembley awaits.