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This Is How Humanity Will End

Season 1, Ep. 1296

In today's Chaser Report, Dom knows how the world is going to end and is making Charles guess. Why not play along at home and see how many mass extinction events you and the kids can predict?


PRODUCER NOTE: Charles' audio is a bit shithouse in this one 'cos only Dom's mic was recorded. These are common mistakes when you've done 1296 episodes of a podcast. Apologies.


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