The Chaser Report

With the publishers at his throat for a front cover, Charles frantically brainstorms ideas for what image to use on this year's Chaser Annual. What image do you think perfectly encapsulates 2026 (even though we're halfway through)? If you have an idea, please email it to hello@theshovel.com.au :))))---Listen AD FREE: https://thechaserreport.supercast.com/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auChaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au

To celebrate President Donald J. Trump's 80th birthday, Dom walks Charles through all the objectives the US had before starting a war against Iran. If Trump's plan was for his military to learn lessons, then let's tick that box off!---Listen AD FREE: https://thechaserreport.supercast.com/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auChaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au

Anyone can become a trillionaire, not just Elon Musk! So Dom shares how easy it is to theoretically possess an amount of wealth that a thousand generations of your kids couldn't spend. Plus, Charles is put to the test on how well he knows obscure NSW Labor history.---Listen AD FREE: https://thechaserreport.supercast.com/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auChaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au

With the FIFA World Cup underway, and in the wake of Australia's commanding win against Türkiye, The Chaser Report is officially going full bandwagon! Dom, an actual fan, brings in-depth analysis from his lifelong knowledge and love of the sport. Meanwhile, Charles also loves soccer. ---Listen AD FREE: https://thechaserreport.supercast.com/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auChaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au

Charles takes a deep dive into Elon Musk's trillion-dollar heist and how he's legally created the world's biggest Ponzi scheme. Plus, Dom announces his new company, Quantum Chaser, which is disrupting the new space of quantum comedy — invest now! ---Listen AD FREE: https://thechaserreport.supercast.com/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auChaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au

Today on the Chaser Report we put AI to the test by asking it the question on everybody's lips: how much should you be paying for math tutoring? Plus Charles still really wants to talk about SpaceX, but doesn't.---Listen AD FREE: https://thechaserreport.supercast.com/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auChaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au

Often when we make episodes of this podcast, we use long-winded extended metaphors to convey a satirical point about a topical story. Let's just assume this episode is one of those cases, and that the metaphor will be explained in a future episode. ---Listen AD FREE: https://thechaserreport.supercast.com/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auChaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au

Charles and Dom whip out their Temu-grade analysis of Albanese's recent diss on Temu-Abbott, which highlights the PM's disconnect from the average punter who actually uses Temu. However, this all begs the question: who actually is Australia's most Temu politician?---Listen AD FREE: https://thechaserreport.supercast.com/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auChaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au

Dom's voice is sexier than usual today, after our beloved host pulled off a crazy youthful all-nighter. Meanwhile, Charles believes that law enforcement should crack down on Bluetooth devices, no matter the inconvenience. ---Listen AD FREE: https://thechaserreport.supercast.com/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auChaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au