The Chaser Report

Tired of the doom and gloom in the news at the moment? Lucky you, because Dom has found an article warning about a brand new type of end-of-the-world prediction: 'Q Day'. Plus, Charles explains the mechanics of quantum computer after an amount of beers that is impossible to measure without altering the result.---VOTE OPTICS FOR A LOGIE: https://vote.tvweeklogies.com.au/Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auFund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au

In the wake of war between Israel and Iran, Dom and Charles tackle the nuclear question: how should the world determine who has control of atomic bombs? Also, please keep your voices down when listening to this episode, thank you!---VOTE OPTICS FOR A LOGIE: https://vote.tvweeklogies.com.au/Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auFund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au

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Charles discovers he is never going to make it past American border security, and then Dom realises the same. However are they going to do a United States Chaser Podcast Tour now? ---Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auFund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au

In the wake of Trump's birthday parade this weekend (and ignoring all the wars that just started) Charles is inspired by the President/King/Emperor on how to improve his upcoming 50th bday bash. Plus Dom exposes Charles' favourite ever joke.---Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auFund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au

Donald Trump is unsure whether the AUKUS deal where Australia gives the US $368 billion and receives zero nuclear submarines is sufficiently "America first". Charles and Dom are here to tell him the truth, that Australia is stealing from America and it needs to be cancelled.---Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auFund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au

Charles has discovered a bluetooth tattoo that could win the award for most dystopian product covered on the podcast. Meanwhile he also tells Dom about a mechanical arm controlled by AI, and why everyone should watch season two of The Rehearsal.---Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auFund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au

Dom and Charles make some bold hyperbolic predictions about the outcome of the Los Angeles riots/invasion. Then, once they realise that all their exaggerated ideas are far more likely than first assumed, they double down make even more big calls. ---Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auFund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au

In the wake of an Australian journalist being shot at by police in LA, Charles and Dom knock their brains together to come up with a solution for the impending Australia vs USA war. ---Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auFund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au