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The Future Has "No Good Outcomes" | WELCOME TO THE FUTURE
Season 1, Ep. 1313
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In an update to our Welcome To The Future format, Charles and Dom make peace with the fact that the future is here, and unfortunately it's the future from Idiocracy. So in that spirit, drink seawater! It's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes!
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1325. Cold-Call Me Maybe
20:58||Season 1, Ep. 1325Hi, I'm Charles Firth calling from the NSW ALP to ask for your thoughts on The Chaser Report. On a scale of 1-10, where 1 is "Great" and 10 is "The Best", how do you feel about The Chaser Report? Plus, who do you think is actually in charge of the government right now?---Listen AD-FREE: https://thechaserreport.supercast.com/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auChaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au
1324. Melbourne Goes Out Of Line
14:49||Season 1, Ep. 1324As a 51st-Firthday indulgence for Charles, Dom presents the birthday boy with his most favourite thing ever: a segment about cocaine. Plus, a rant about how boring healthy people are. ---Listen AD-FREE: https://thechaserreport.supercast.com/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auChaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au
1323. Employee Rewards | Wankernomics
54:03||Season 1, Ep. 1323Charles Firth and his co-wanker James Schloeffel have been working on Wankernomics for a long time, and now their hard work has culminated in the Wankernomics podcast. Enjoy episode one in our feed today, and find more episodes by searching "Wankernomics" in your podcast app.---Listen AD-FREE: https://thechaserreport.supercast.com/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auChaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au
1322. Podcast-Gate Is Coming For Us
16:27||Season 1, Ep. 1322Old podcast clips are on a rampage, taking out political heavyweights across the spectrum, which has Charles and Dom extremely concerned about the awful things they've said in the 400+ hours of this podcast. And yet they continue to tamper with this ticking time bomb.---Listen AD-FREE: https://thechaserreport.supercast.com/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auChaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au
1321. An AI Face Hugger | WELCOME TO THE FUTURE
20:12||Season 1, Ep. 1321The great AI arms race has ended, as all the AI companies have finally agreed that they need to stop developing technology that could destroy the world... Or so they say. Good thing we seriously trust these companies, and the Trump administration, to ensure a safer future for humanity!---Listen AD-FREE: https://thechaserreport.supercast.com/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auChaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au
1320. You Are Being Apple Watched
23:04||Season 1, Ep. 1320As well as a folding phone, Apple has announced that your watch will now listen to everything you say. Meanwhile, the television is also listening to you, and making some rather off-putting content recommendations. At this point, it's a shock that Charles and Dom aren't eavesdropping on your conversations. ---Listen AD-FREE: https://thechaserreport.supercast.com/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auChaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au
1318. Elon's Child Army
19:27||Season 1, Ep. 1318In a jam-packed episode, Dom and Charles address the news that Musk needs a "legion of children" to create people who hate him. Also, a classy farewell to a political legend, and some hype for not one but two different documentaries. ---Listen AD-FREE: https://thechaserreport.supercast.com/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auChaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au
1317. They've Gone TOO FAR This Time
16:20||Season 1, Ep. 1317Dom and Charles are OUTRAGED at the ABSOLUTE SHIT SHOW being done again by YOU KNOW WHO THEY ARE. Grab your pitchforks, dear listener, and get ANGRY! ---Listen AD-FREE: https://thechaserreport.supercast.com/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auChaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au
1316. Apple Finally Folds
17:23||Season 1, Ep. 1316A leak has revealed Apple's most expensive iPhone yet, with one major change that has Dom and Charles seriously considering not buying a new phone every year in protest. ---Listen AD-FREE: https://thechaserreport.supercast.com/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auChaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au