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The Future Has "No Good Outcomes" | WELCOME TO THE FUTURE

Season 1, Ep. 1313

In an update to our Welcome To The Future format, Charles and Dom make peace with the fact that the future is here, and unfortunately it's the future from Idiocracy. So in that spirit, drink seawater! It's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes!


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