The Chaser Report

There are astronauts currently stranded in the International Space Station. Nasa cannot save them, Boeing cannot save them, and Elon Musk cannot save them. You know who can? Charles and Dom.

Dom and Charles address the story of the week: Dutton's nuclear future.

We hate to admit it, but if things keep going the way they are, then Charles might actually be ... right?

Charles' dear friend and fellow War On 2024 tour act Mark Humphries has just been announced as a new member of the Seven News team. Naturally, Charles goes to his best efforts to ensure this is the shortest career Mark has ever had.

Charles has made an incredible discovery -- Penny Wong cannot say no. Or answer any question directly it would seem.

Charles and Dom take a look at what Apple has promised about their new product: Apple Intelligence. Then they take a guess at how well those promises will be executed.

Dom presents new details from a deep dive into the Titan OceanGate submersible that show it was even more ridiculous than we ever knew. Meanwhile Charles has a prediction on the manner of Elon Musk's death.

Dom and Charles feel bad for not buying Bonza Air like they said they would. So to right that wrong, they invent a brand new airline that actually highlights the true Australian spirit.

Dom and Charles cover the story of Peter Costello's big weekend.