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Australia Needs a Fire Ant Tsar

Season 1, Ep. 1138

Pauline Hanson was right! Australia is under attack by dangerous foreigners who want to take over the most beautiful part of our country, Southeast Queensland. But fear not, Charles and Dom are ready to knock their heads together and figure out how to stop these fiery insectoid foes.


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