The Chaser Report

Trump has arrived in NATO and been welcomed by enough brown-nosing to make Dom and Charles realise how screwed everything is. Protection rackets we can manage, just please don't make us call him "daddy". Plus, an update on the current career of Scott Morrison. ---VOTE OPTICS FOR A LOGIE: https://vote.tvweeklogies.com.au/Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auChaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au

Charles and Dom reveal their most shameful secret, which is what their algorithm shows them on Apple News. Turns out these self-described "thought leaders" are a bit more shallow than they put on. ---VOTE OPTICS FOR A LOGIE: https://vote.tvweeklogies.com.au/Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auFund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au

In breaking news, Jeff Bezos has cancelled his wedding plans! Oh and a little something about the ceasefire that is isn't is isn't is isn't on. But much more importantly, Jeff Bezos' wedding. Plus, Charles explains the "Genius" new bill that will accelerate the end of the American empire.---VOTE OPTICS FOR A LOGIE: https://vote.tvweeklogies.com.au/Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auFund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au

Dom and Charles continue their war coverage, this time by asking the pressing questions like: "How do the B-2 pilots take a piss?" Charles has his first theory on the end of the rule of not just international law, but all laws. Plus, Dom shares an anecdote about getting into a bar fight in Japan.---VOTE OPTICS FOR A LOGIE: https://vote.tvweeklogies.com.au/Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auFund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au

Charles and Dom react to the not much news from the weekend. ---VOTE OPTICS FOR A LOGIE: https://vote.tvweeklogies.com.au/Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auFund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au

Tired of the doom and gloom in the news at the moment? Lucky you, because Dom has found an article warning about a brand new type of end-of-the-world prediction: 'Q Day'. Plus, Charles explains the mechanics of quantum computer after an amount of beers that is impossible to measure without altering the result.---VOTE OPTICS FOR A LOGIE: https://vote.tvweeklogies.com.au/Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auFund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au

In the wake of war between Israel and Iran, Dom and Charles tackle the nuclear question: how should the world determine who has control of atomic bombs? Also, please keep your voices down when listening to this episode, thank you!---VOTE OPTICS FOR A LOGIE: https://vote.tvweeklogies.com.au/Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auFund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au

VOTE FOR CHARLES, VIC, AND JENNA TO WIN A LOGIE!!! GO TO THIS LINK HERE AND PRETEND YOU'VE SEEN ALL THE OTHER SHOWS, BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY VOTE FOR OPTICS AS BEST SCRIPTED COMEDY PROGRAM!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!---VOTE OPTICS FOR A LOGIE: https://vote.tvweeklogies.com.au/Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auFund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au

Charles discovers he is never going to make it past American border security, and then Dom realises the same. However are they going to do a United States Chaser Podcast Tour now? ---Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auFund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au