The Chaser Report

Donald Trump has proposed something called "Alligator Alcatraz", which according to Dom is a new prison facility surrounded by alligators, and according to Charles it's adding alligators to the existing Alcatraz. Listen to find out which of these two nightmarish human rights violations the world's most powerful man is making a reality.Also, we're taking a break now. See youse in two weeks!---VOTE OPTICS FOR A LOGIE: https://vote.tvweeklogies.com.au/Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auChaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au

Apple has just announced its new glasses technology, and Charles and Dom are as excited as a teetotaler at a winery. Find out how enshittification is everywhere, and what the REAL products to look froward to are. Less screens, more buttons! Luddism is back on The Chaser Report!---VOTE OPTICS FOR A LOGIE: https://vote.tvweeklogies.com.au/Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auChaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au

This podcast has been left unclean intentionally. ---VOTE OPTICS FOR A LOGIE: https://vote.tvweeklogies.com.au/Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auChaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au

Dom and Charles are excited for the sporting event of the decade, the Enhanced Games! Just as they push podcasting to its extreme limits through doping, so too will these athletes. Right up until Charles finds a major flaw in the Enhanced Games ideology after thinking about it for two seconds.---VOTE OPTICS FOR A LOGIE: https://vote.tvweeklogies.com.au/Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auChaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au

Charles provides his exclusive firsthand account of what happened at Jeff Bezos' wedding. But the thing is, it got a little bit socially awkward when it came to the whole "wedding gift" area. ---VOTE OPTICS FOR A LOGIE: https://vote.tvweeklogies.com.au/Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auChaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au

Trump has arrived in NATO and been welcomed by enough brown-nosing to make Dom and Charles realise how screwed everything is. Protection rackets we can manage, just please don't make us call him "daddy". Plus, an update on the current career of Scott Morrison. ---VOTE OPTICS FOR A LOGIE: https://vote.tvweeklogies.com.au/Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auChaser CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au

Charles and Dom reveal their most shameful secret, which is what their algorithm shows them on Apple News. Turns out these self-described "thought leaders" are a bit more shallow than they put on. ---VOTE OPTICS FOR A LOGIE: https://vote.tvweeklogies.com.au/Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auFund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au

In breaking news, Jeff Bezos has cancelled his wedding plans! Oh and a little something about the ceasefire that is isn't is isn't is isn't on. But much more importantly, Jeff Bezos' wedding. Plus, Charles explains the "Genius" new bill that will accelerate the end of the American empire.---VOTE OPTICS FOR A LOGIE: https://vote.tvweeklogies.com.au/Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auFund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au

Dom and Charles continue their war coverage, this time by asking the pressing questions like: "How do the B-2 pilots take a piss?" Charles has his first theory on the end of the rule of not just international law, but all laws. Plus, Dom shares an anecdote about getting into a bar fight in Japan.---VOTE OPTICS FOR A LOGIE: https://vote.tvweeklogies.com.au/Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auFund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au