The Boys Read The Bible

We have Jonah on, who teaches us about Yeshiva, shares his opinions about the Torah, and reveals to us that David has never had any insightful or original thoughts in his life.You may have noticed a mistake in the title of this episode. It is not a mistake, we really skipped an entire chapter of the Bible, from the book of Numbers no less. Sadly, in this episode, Nic bravely spoke out when I wrongly announced we would be reading chapter 8 of Numbers. He said, "No, I think it's 7." His voice was not heard. Instead, Alex picked up his bible and read starting in 8, instead of 7.If you really want to know what happens in chapter 7 of Numbers, write to your congressman to sign whatever the currently proposed bill is to stop congresspersons from holding stocks in office. There's usually always one floating around. If that legislation passes, we may consider going back and reading Numbers chapter 7.Guests: Alex, Luke, Nic, David, Jonah

Sorry for the audio quality, we lost Angelo's recording halfway through so I had to use the backup file which is much lower quality for everyone. We get into the nitty gritty with some rules about dolphin skins and a complicated financial scheme that seems to benefit Moses and Aaron in a confusing and underhanded way. The Levites seem to be getting a bad deal, but we're not really sure. Donate money to our Patreon so we can pay to have George Santos read as much of Numbers as possible.Also, I am so sorry for how insanely off topic this episode is. Guests: Alex, Luke, Nic, Angelo

WE ARE BACK. We actually never left, I am just terrible at editing. If we ever stop posting episodes, and you wonder, "did this podcast die?", just know that it is not dead, we are doing it without you, every week. Guests: Alex, Nic, Luke, Cassidy

SORRY FOR BROOKE'S AUDIO I can't fix it. Hopefully she's audible enough. There are about 15 minutes of banter at the beginning of this episode, so if you don't want to hear us chit chat for two long, skip it.We talk about partying, how to do it, how not to do it, what to eat when you do it, when to do it, why to do it, who to do it with, and what to kill at the party. We discuss lunar calendars, why you should always have a themed party, and how charitable donating raw materials to the homeless actually is. We speculate on Taylor Swift's sexuality, the nature of love and hate, and how bad stoning is.Guests: Alex, Luke, Nic, Indu, Brooke

I am so sorry, but in the last episode we forgot to read Leviticus Chapter 20, so I read it quickly at the beginning for those of you that still refuse to obtain your own Bible. Luckily, it is basically the same content of Chapters 18 and 19, so the discussion would have been redundant anyways, We are losing steam slowly on reading lots and lots and lots of laws and cover everything from ableism to interest rates. Some of the laws are boring, some of them are disagreeable with our modern morality, and some of them are both. God sends those who break the laws to... We aren't sure yet.Guests: Alex, Luke, Nic, Noah

On this episode, we discuss all of the sexual acts god finds disgusting, and we discuss how creative they are and the merits of a society that lacks those acts. We also briefly touch on one of the more politically relevant verses of the Bible, the infamous Leviticus 18:22. Luke from the future gives better prepared notes on how this verse can be interpreted differently and provides a few resources for those of you who care enough to go Google about why Bible nerds argue about this. Nic Fails to hypothetically defend Moloch. We go off on a tangent about every time someone lied in the Bible and went unpunished.Guests: Alex, Luke, Nic, Keith

We get a demon name drop (Azazel), we discuss more sacrifice options, and general rules as to how to be a good boy or gal. I am so, so sorry for you listeners, I promise it gets better. Guests: Alex, Keith, Luke

More skin disease, more cleansing, more sickness, still no guests. Us three men get to the bottom of misogyny (we solve it) and also if periods are gross or not. We read a lot about just about every unclean thing that could be ejected from a man or woman's body. Guests: Alex, Nic, Luke