The Bert Show - 2018

You like him. You had a connection. But you just don't KNOW how to take it to the next level...especially if you're not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you're scared of rejection.

So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date - and that's where we come in! We'll tell you what to text the person you're into, line by line, and we'll help you get that date...but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.

Lori is hosting family Christmas at her house for the first time, but BEFORE anyone has even arrived: there's already drama. 

Lori's sister has two big dogs that are like family. And we're not talking like "awww, yeah, I love my dogs - they're my furbabies" level of love. We're talking they come EVERYWHERE with her and she 100% thinks they are on par with human family members. 

Having the dogs at the house for Christmas wouldn't be a big deal, except...Lori's 4-year-old niece is afraid of dogs. And just "afraid"...we're talking PHOBIA levels of scared.

We've got to try to navigate this and get Lori's sister to leave her dogs (which she legit compares to Lori's child) at a hotel for Christmas.

This might just tear the family apart...