The Bert Show - 2018

You like him. You had a connection. But you just don't KNOW how to take it to the next level...especially if you're not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you're scared of rejection.

So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date - and that's where we come in! We'll tell you what to text the person you're into, line by line, and we'll help you get that date...but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.

Joanna dated this guy three years ago, when they were in college, for three years...and then they split up. Nothing bad happened; they were just busy with school and didn't have the time to properly see each other, so she ended up breaking up with him.

They've texted occasionally over the past three years (the last time was a year ago), but she just got wind that he's been on a few dates with a girl she knows and that is NOT sitting well with her, at all. And no, it's not just jealousy...she really misses him.

She wants to go on a date with him...but can we make it happen considering their history and this new chick in the picture?