The Bert Show - 2018

Pretty sure Cassie discovered how to spot serial killers in the wild based on something she saw on the internet. This highly scientific process will be revealed to you...and she's got a list of stuff to look out for.

You might be a serial killer if...

You unpack immediately after a trip. 

You put your socks on sock, shoe, sock, shoe instead of sock, sock, shoe, shoe.

You willingly eat raisin cookies.

You don’t yell “horses” when you pass horses. 

You sleep with one foot or hand dangling over the edge of the bed. 

You don’t lick your fingers after eating Doritos or Cheetos.

If you put the toilet paper on under instead of over. 

You French kiss animals. 

You French kiss with your eyes open.

You like the word moist. 

You don’t like popping bubble wrap. 

You hate dogs.

You don’t pick up a penny on the ground. 

You pay your taxes on January first. 

You love running.