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Morphqueer (The Unknown, 19-27)

Ep. 45
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Hey, so I dunno what happened to my edit queue? But this episode managed to get out of order over on our patreon feed, which means that last week you missed the middle part of the book and skipped straight to the end! This is a reupload of part 3 of The Unknown just to make sure the feed plays in the correct order. Sorry about that! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about The TALK, My Brother, You Jumped Out Of The Boat, and Alien Spaceships Don't Look Like That!


Check out our patreon at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can get the advance feed of this very show-subscribers get to listen three months early! We also offer other stuff, like weekly let's plays and queer book reviews!


We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!


You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!


Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody!





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