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Tricky Chinese Orders, Cycling Disasters and Knowing your Namesake - That Peter Crouch Podcast

On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris and Sids are in the pub giving their expert opinion on some of the biggest games in football this coming weekend. 


Ahead of their pre match analysis however, the lads have some things to catch up on, including cheeky cycling chafing, the perils of ordering a Chinese as a singleton and when knowing your namesake can have outrageous results. 


Looking forward to the weekend ahead, the lads are giving their predictions on the Arsenal v Man City, Leicester v Everton and Palace v Man Utd. 


Wanna get involved in the podcast? Leave your predictions in your comments below! 


Chumbawamba


00:00 Introduction

02:18 Tricky Chinese

04:25 Namesake

11:18 Premier League 

15:14 Manchester City vs. Arsenal 

21:57 Leicester vs. Everton 

24:05 Crystal Palace vs. Man United

28:08 Are You Not Entertained?

31:06 Trivia


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