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“The Art of Defence is Dead” - Pete’s Damming Verdict on the Modern Game

As we enter the final third of the Premier League season, the tension is starting to build between the lads and it’s looking like it could go down to the wire with Pete and Sid’s after another disappointing weekend left them both bottom of the table on just 6 points a piece.


But before the lads jump straight into their predictions for this weekend, they give their say and reaction to the scores on the doors from last week. 


With so many goals been scored at all ends of the table, Pete calls into question what has happened to the art of defending in the modern game, and the lads explain just what they would do if they found themselves in a 1v1 against Mudryk if £10,000 was up for grabs. 


Looking ahead to this weekend, Crouchy, Chris and Sids give their predictions on how they think the Villa v Man Utd, Luton v Sheffield Utd and Wolves v Brentford games will pan out. 


Want to get involved in the weekend predictions with the lads? Leave your scores on the doors in the comments and any funny forfeit ideas you would like to see the lads perform at the end of this season!


Chumbawamba


00:00 Introduction and Football Banter

02:19 Goals, Goals, Goals

07:04 Title Race Predictions

13:26 Aston Villa vs. Manchester United

16:49 Luton Town vs. Sheffield United

20:32 Wolves vs. Brentford

26:14 Duck XI


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