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That Alan Shearer Episode

The Premier League's greatest goalscorer follows through on his promise to help Crouchy out whilst he's on holiday. The two ruthless forwards discuss whether Alan's record will be hunted down successfully by Harry Kane, reveal when 'Eggy Boff' can go wrong and discover which former Manchester United midfielder had a large intimate image of themselves in their own bathroom.

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  • Football Fridays: Does Sacking Managers Save Teams?

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    Predictions from last week:Current standingsChris - 31Pete - 35Sids - 31Scores from the weekendMan City 1-2 UnitedArsenal 0-0 EvertonForest 2-1 VillaChris Man City 3-1 United (0pts)Arsenal 2-0 Everton (0pts)Forest 2-2 Villa (0pts)Pete Man City 2-1 United (0pts)Arsenal 3-1 Everton (0pts)Forest 2-1 Villa (3pts)SidsMan City 2-0 United (0pts)Arsenal 3-0 Everton (0pts)Forest 1-1 Villa (0pts)In this week’s final 2024 episode of Football Fridays, Pete, Sids, and Chris tackle the burning question of whether a manager sacking can truly save a team fighting relegation. With personal anecdotes from their playing days, the trio discuss the tension between players and managers, the realities of midseason coaching changes, and the crucial moments that define a season’s fate.From exploring the significance of the winter break to analysing some of the league’s top matchups, the conversation gets lively as they debate Spurs’ resurgence, Liverpool’s chances, and the unstoppable home form of Brentford. Chumbawamba 00:00 - Intro04:03 - “He’s a Stick Man!”09:14 - Nostalgia trip14:12 - Russell Martin's struggles17:21 - Manager dynamics.21:37 - Predictions heat up: Spurs vs. Liverpool26:48 - Wood standing strong…33:02 - Sarah and The Dream Boys39:11 - Moody Spurs shirt43:07 - Closing xmas wishes - regards to your familiesSubscribe to https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFULBvlxNWW8cWsrV6fGrcwFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast
  • F1 RACE DAY: Who's The FASTEST FOOTBALLER?! Ft. Wayne Bridge, Carlton Cole, John Nellis & More

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    On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris and Sid’s are doing less talking on the mic and more talking on the track as they decide who really is the fastest footballer in this F1 Raceday experience. Crouchy and the lads are joined by former footballers and friends of the podcast for this raceday spectacular, including Carlton Cole, Wayne Bridge, David Bentley, John Nellis and more! This epic F1 Drive raceday experience will see the lads each become team captains going head to head against their own teams in qualification to set their grid places for the ultimate final showdownTune in for the highs, the lows, questionable tactics and some of the biggest skid marks this side of Silverstone.Will Bridgey prove Sid’s right and claim his title as the best ever karter the premier league has ever seen? Will Crouchy’s cornering be his downfall? Does Chris start his Kart before or after putting his seat belt on? Tune in to find out.Chumba-f***ing-wamba 00:00 - Intro01:05 - Meet the racers…05:37 - Racing nicknames06:37 - Bents and Sids07:53 - Ledley King swoops in!12:21 - Best poem manager on the track?13:50 - Qualifiers16:56 - Post-race thoughts18:29 - Stacky and White21:57 - Team bonding exercises 23:59 - Bridgey and Nellis27:32 - A wedding invitation…29:24 - The final showdown31:23 - Closing ceremony 34:11 - And the winner is…35:48 - Wrapping up F1 Drive: https://www.tottenhamhotspurstadium.com/f1-drive-london/tickets/?utm_source=external&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=visitor-attractions_f1drive_1_2024_12&utm_content=crouchpodcastSubscribe to https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFULBvlxNWW8cWsrV6fGrcwFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast
  • Football Fridays: Forest For European Glory?!

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    Predictions from last week:ChrisEverton 1-3 Liverpool (n/a)Villa 3-0 Southampton (1pts)Brentford 1-2 Newcastle (0pts)PeteEverton 0-3 Liverpool (n/a)Villa 2-0 Southampton (1pts)Brentford 2-1 Newcastle (1pts)SidsEverton 0-2 Liverpool (n/a)Villa 3-0 Southampton (1pts)Brentford 2-2 Newcastle (0pts)On this week’s Friday Pod, Crouchy, Chris and Sids dive into the chaos of last weekend’s storm-affected football, and Sid’s reveals how he went full Dad mode to ensure he didn’t miss Harry’s pro debut for AFC Wimbledon v Harrogate town!They discuss Arsenal’s standout performance in set pieces and the Bruce bonus that Nicolas Jover can expect to receive this Christmas.  There’s no shortage of laughs as Chris Stark shares a revelation about how baths are actually meant to be enjoyed (spoiler: he was doing it wrong for 24 years!). The team also takes a hilarious detour into Flo Rida’s name origin and lwe enjoy one of this Christmas’s potential number 1s in the form of a little donkey remix. Enjoy this week’s mixture of emotion, shite banter, and festive fun!Chumbawamba00:00 Introduction03:42 Debut!06:25 Last Week11:33 Predictions19:11 Defensive Dyche27:00 Are You Not Entertained?!32:17 24 Years at the Tap EndSubscribe to https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFULBvlxNWW8cWsrV6fGrcwFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast
  • ‘It was the Hardest Thing I’ve Had to Do’ Crouchy and Sid’s Talk CHALLENGES!

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    On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Chris has done a runner to catch his son’s first nativity play and has left Crouchy and Sids flying solo - as they talk preparation for their upcoming go karting showdown next week. The Karting challenge, which was born out of Sids throwing down the gauntlet to ‘challenge Bridgey’ got the lads thinking about some of the toughest challenges they have faced in their careers, both on and off the pitch. The lads discuss the early pressures of dedicating your life to being a footballer as your mates hit the town on the lash, proving your worth when breaking into first team squads and the mental toll that being sidelined through injury can have on a player. The lads also discuss how they now find themselves challenging their own children and the next generation to get the best out of themselves and the different challenges this new wave of athletes face compared to them. Chumbawamba00:00 Introduction05:02 Pod Admin07:29 Go-Karting12:30 Life Post Football19:18 Toughest Matches 24:07 Sacrifices28:39 Instinct32:07 Family life37:09 Listener MessagesSubscribe to https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFULBvlxNWW8cWsrV6fGrcwFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast
  • Football Fridays: The Most PHYSICAL Derby Yet? Goodison’s Final Battle

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    On this week’s Friday Pod, Crouchy, Chris, and The Notorious Sid delve into a whirlwind what has been a whirlwind week of football since they last caught up!From the midweek fixtures frenzy to nativity show debacles, the trio balances heartfelt anecdotes with sharp football analysis. The lads discuss Everton's resurgence, the intensity of the Merseyside derby, and the emotional rollercoaster of Aston Villa's recent performances.The lads also check in on Bristol City fan Jamie, whose road to redemption was given a near fairytale ending this week as he came on at half time to have another punt at the dreaded crossbar challengeAnd hang around until the end to find out how the hand of pod got on on the first leg of its MASSIVE European tour this week - one of the lads all time favourite fan interactionsChumbawamba00:00 - Kicking off with midweek football updates.03:00 - Crouch’s Hole (in one)06:28 - Road to Redemption09:38 - Goodison’s final Merseyside derby15:10 - Up the Villa23:00 - Naked and Afraid29:00 - Hand of Pod Goes GlobalSubscribe to https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFULBvlxNWW8cWsrV6fGrcwFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcastFootball Fridays: The Most PHYSICAL Derby Yet? Goodison’s Final Battle
  • Ask Us Anything: Which Club Does Crouchy Wish He'd Played For?

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    On this week’s episode of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete and Chris dive into a wild "Ask Us Anything" session, answering fan questions that range from football nostalgia to personal quirks.They reminisce about muddy little league memories, those iconic oranges at halftime, and begin tackling the eternal mystery of "Who shot Kewell?"Plus, Pete reveals the one club he wished he’d played for =, and the idea of being a one-club man, as well as discussing your VAR reform ideas, and the art of perfecting your love language.For future “Ask Us Anything” episodes, let us know your wildest questions for the lads in the comments!Chumbawamba00:00 - Intro03:07 - Sliding through mud05:46 - Nostalgia for halftime oranges08:00 - Go-karting showdown plans12:50 - Crouchy’s one-club dream24:30 - “Who shot Kewell?”36:45 - Crouchy’s Survival Guide for Tall Strikers42:10 - Returning from an injury.46:10 - Lasagna love language53:40 - VAR makeoverSubscribe to https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFULBvlxNWW8cWsrV6fGrcwFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast
  • Football Fridays: Could Salah Shining Change His Shocking Contract Standstill?

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    On this week’s Football Fridays episode, Pete and Chris take a hilarious dive into the quirks and chaos of this week’s fixtures - with Sid’s being mysteriously absent.They touch on Mo Salah's shirtless celebrations, the infamous Red Bull-chugging Jamie Vardy, and a pub showing Girls Aloud instead of the match—what were they thinking?! Plus, Crouchy reflects on taking his sons to their first Liverpool game and shares a heartwarming moment that made it unforgettable.Chumbawamba00:30 – Sid’s mysterious golf adventure.02:15 – Yellow cards at home?!04:22 – Crouchy’s new “tash”06:50 – Kids’ first game.11:30 – Vardy’s Red Bull ritual.13:45 – Pub swaps football for Girls Aloud?!25:30 – Salah’s shirt-removal breakdown.31:15 – The infamous reverse croc slide.43:30 – A rubber hand’s European tour.48:00 – Email confessions.Subscribe to https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFULBvlxNWW8cWsrV6fGrcwFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast
  • Nostalgia: 90s Adverts, Iconic Boots, and Crazy Kit Sponsors!

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    We recommend watching this episode on YouTube to get the full nostalgic experience!On this episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids dive headfirst into the world of nostalgia, reliving the sights, sounds, and quirks of football from the '90s and early 2000s. From iconic sponge balls on muddy school pitches to legendary adverts like Nike's airport campaign with Brazil's finest, the conversation is a celebration of football’s golden years.Along the way, they tackle topics like old-school shirt sponsors, the changing matchday experience, and memories of classic goals and boots. Get ready for a trip down memory lane that’ll really leave you reminiscing!Chumbawamba00:00:00 – Intro00:03:18 – Post-party press conference00:06:30 – Nostalgia pod finally delivered!00:08:02 – Childhood football & radio.00:09:15 – Sponge ball playground disasters00:16:01 – Football’s best-ever adverts00:25:04 – Airport Nike Brazil ad00:38:39 – Subbuteo’s surprising revival?00:43:42 – That first-time stadium feeling00:47:59 – Are stadiums too nice now?00:53:15 – Weirdest memorabilia collected00:57:55 - Listeners MessagesSubscribe to https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFULBvlxNWW8cWsrV6fGrcwFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast
  • Football Fridays: Crouchy's Verdict on Lineker's Replacement...

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    In this week’s Football Fridays episode, the lads return from the international break and straight into the chaos of Premier League predictions. They dive into the latest Spurs drama, with dressing room rifts and secret player meetings stealing the headlines, while Manchester City’s surprising form slump continues to raise a few eyebrows.There’s no shortage of laughs as Peter’s recent viral Agent Provocateur ad gets the full analysis, and the lads tackle some of life’s big questions—like whether reverse cowgirl on a toilet is a game-changer… and is it acceptable to use the loo naked?With plenty of banter, bold predictions, and a chat about who might step into Gary Lineker’s legendary shoes, it’s a classic Football Fridays episode you don’t want to miss!Chumbawamba00:00 – The Prem Returns!00:45 – Predictions recap03:22 – That Agent Provocateur ad…07:50 – International break disruption11:46 – Toilet etiquette & reverse cowgirl22:10 – City vs. Spurs28:00 – Lineker’s replacement?!35:30 – Wolves’ away woes45:12 – Attempting socks on first51:30 – Closing thoughts & forfeit stakesSubscribe to https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFULBvlxNWW8cWsrV6fGrcwFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast