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Semi Final Excitement, Royal Rejection & Penalty Perfection

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On today’s episode on a magnificent weekend of sport, from England producing a dramatic penalty shootout win, to some housery at Wimbledon and a Pod pass from our favourite racing driver.


Ahead of the Semi Finals Crouchy has jetted off on his holidays and is getting ready for a boat trip while Steve and Chris are enjoying a few pints in the wonderful British 'summer time’


We also dig down on just how the players mastered the art of a penalty shootouts, England players passing the time on the golf course & what we need to do to beat Netherlands in the semi final. 


00:00:00 Quarter Final Catch Up


00:14:55 Leaked Tactics and Team Unity


00:17:38 Penalty Shootout Masterclass


00:21:12 England vs. Netherlands


00:32:03 Family Time During Tournaments


00:34:45 North v South Golf Tournament


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