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Football Fridays: Crouchy and Sids Lock Horns in Statistical Showdown

On today’s Friday edition of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads sit down to rue another disappointing weekend in terms of scores on the doors which has left the leaderboard unchanged, but has brought Crouchy a tantalising 1 point from safety. 


Before the lads get into their ‘Internationals week’ predictions, Starky has some updates of his own, mainly around him popping his golf trip cherry - which went as well as expected!


We also have some MASSIVE news when it comes to Crouchy and Notorious’ sensational statistics from their playing days, which has left us all wondering, is Steve Sidwell the greatest Champion’s League player of all time?!


And hang around until the end for a game changing announcement that we want you, the listener, to get involved in #HandofPod


Let us know your predictions for the Greece v Ireland, Iceland v Wales and Croatia v Scotland games in the comments below!


Chumbawamba


00:00 Introduction

02:15 Golf Trip

10:11 Internationals

17:27 What a Donkey!

20:11 Fantasy Football 

20:53 Greece vs. Ireland 

24:44 Iceland vs. Wales 

27:00 Croatia vs. Scotland 

31:02 STATS!

35:18 The Custard Fist

41:21 Hand of Pod 


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