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EP. 327 | Can You Beat Us at This IMPOSSIBLE Premier League Quiz?

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are let loose on a (questionable) pub quiz, taking on the ultimate test of football knowledge—and things go completely off-script.


With producer Jamie stepping in as quizmaster, Pete, Chris, and Sids are thrown into a whirlwind of Premier League trivia, bizarre football stats, and the kind of curveball questions that make you question everything you thought you knew about the beautiful game.


But in true pod fashion, it’s far from plain sailing. There's chaos over pancake maths, debates about walking stats, a very public golfing humiliation, and an absolutely mental story involving a premier league legend gifting Chris Stark’s mum some cheese (yes, really).


There are shoutouts to podcast icon Tucker’s 19, beefs with rival podcasts, and even a passionate debate on gas vs. charcoal.


Play along, keep score, and let us know in the comments how you did. But be warned—some of these questions will do you in.


Chumbawamba 


02:25the golf swing fail seen ‘round the internet.

07:03 – The surprise quiz episode.

00:08:11 – Are quizzes… erotic?

00:09:43 – Quiz begins: Who kept a clean sheet against Liverpool?

00:14:13 – 3 clean sheets leaves the lads stumped

00:20:03 – “Tucker’s 19” becomes an elite in-joke.

00:23:07 – Revealing the Premier League’s top walker…

00:26:05 – Who is the slowest player in the league?

00:30:02 – Can you trigger a speed camera on foot?

00:42:24 – The UK eats HOW many pancakes in one day?!

00:46:11 – Chris reveals who used to send his mum cheese.

00:52:49 – Listener idea: Golden Goal with a twist – remove a player every 3 minutes!


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