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The Valley S.2 Ep.1 "Separation Anxiety"

Hello, Darlings!


Can you believe that we are back in The Valley?!?!?


Well, we are! We are smack dab back in NoHo and Valley Village and ready to see Jax be maniacal, Kristen get engaged and pregnant, a lot of fighting, a lot of screaming...I can't wait!


WARNING: I am in A MOOD, so I cannot be held responsible for what I say in this episode such as:


-They are all monsters

-Michelle has an annoying voice

-Luke looks like a Civil Reenactment actor.


Forgive me!



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