Tender Loving Care...?

Hello, Darlings!I'm popping in so we can chat about the Breaking News in the world of Bravo. IT IS IMPORTANT WORK!!!Enjoy!

Hello, Darlings!We are back in the heat of The Valley (and the gloom of a windy beach day in Malibu) to watch Janet and Jason cry.We are thrown into a party for Enchiladas (?), at what appears to be Arianna and Tom's house, and we watch Janet threaten to go against Kristen...oh...no...Jax shows up in a FaceTime and reminds us that he is a reprehensible monster.Enjoy!

Hello, Darlings!We are back in the 100 degree Summer heat of The Valley. And it feels so good...and sweaty.We get some jump scares seeing old VPR faces, and Brittany decides that, "No Fin Else Matters." Oh.Dear.I ponder the reality that there are women out there that will still sleep with Jax, and feel horror at the fact that the mortgage on that horror house is $14,000.00/month.Enjoy!

Hello, Darlings!Ok...I get why people dislike Janet now...This episode of "The Valley" was full of repetition, and old VPR faces popping up. Kyle and Scheana and her Stanley Cup.A new monster appeared in this episode, and of course he was a "Life Coach" (who blamed a woman for a man calling her a slut). Gotta love these Bravo folks doing anything but going to a professional psychotherapist.Also-who brought the Red Baron pizza?Enjoy!

Hello, Darlings!!We are going to start off by comparing Nara Smith's "What's In My Bag" to mine...Spoiler, my bag contains gummy bears, and hers has love notes...Also, THE VALLEY IS AMAZING!Jesse drinking two bottles of Champs before 11 am, Michelle screaming that Jesse has a gay man paying his bills (?), and Zack being a ginger.Ugh, I love it.Enjoy!

Hello, Darlings!I want to say a HUGE thank you for all of the Birthday messages!-I LOVE YOU!!I'm here to chat BravoCon, an update about Lydia's brother's death, and Sonja Morgan tried to get out of a $1,000.00 dinner bill-SHE'S BEEN IN PR HER WHOLE LIFE!Oh, dear....Enjoy!

Hello, Darlings!We are back to discuss this week's episode of The Valley!So, here's the thing...there are heightened emotions, rage texts, ovulation, a case of Prosecco, however, the greatest thing is that we have finally solved the mystery of Jesse's Pomeranian tattoo.Let's get into it!

Hello, Darlings!The Valley is back...and Jax free!Kristen and Officer Luke (Civil War), are spreading secrets and sucking up to Jesse while not realizing that Jesse is totally using them. Duh.Michelle is being told that she is a lady of the night, Janet has a birthday at Dave and Busters (in Northridge), and I love this show.Enjoy!

Hello, Darlings!Here is a SNEAK PEEK of today's Patreon episode, in which I dive into a true crime case that has military killers, blackmail, and a terrified young couple.Join Patreon now!