Tender Loving Care...?

Hello, Darlings!Let's discuss everything that happened at The ARTAS last night, including overhearing Big Ed talking about his new crush, which Housewives were spotted, and which AMAZING gal I met that used to be verrrryyyy close to Sandoval.Enjoy!

Hello, Darlings!Let's get into EVERYTHING that has been going on in the Bravo world!We are chatting about ICONIC Baby Gorge, why the new RHONY will never work, who will be back next season on RHOC, and why RHOSLC is doing the Lord's work!Enjoy!

Hello, Darlings!Before we get back to our regular schedule, here is a little explanation of the recent absence and why I LOVE you all so much!XXXX

Hello, Darlings!Well, the aliens are finally amongst us, and when I mean aliens, I mean Rayne. Our darling Niles Valentine is living his life with Matilda except he still hasn't told her that they aren't getting married.We meet a new couple and...I'm worried...Enjoy!

Hello, Darlings!Rayne is slowly descending into true coo-coo land with classic lines like, ”Shut up, I’m trying to be nice to you”.Loren seems befuddled that he was supposed to be faithful but is super happy with his STD medication.And Sunny needs to clean up that wax on the drawers before the entire hotel room burns down...Enjoy!

Hello, Darlings!I try not to spend this entire episode speaking about how Josh is a MONSTER, but he is a monster...We chat about the future of some of these couples, what Corona is up to now, and what we all want for Lily.Oh, and we need to discuss the absolute contempt Statler has for Dempsey in one of the most beautiful places in France.Enjoy!

Hello, Darlings!I have a lot of questions for all of these cast members and I'm still loving Sarper...sorry.Please tell me that I am not the only one who needs to discuss Josh's frosted tips and question why he is being so mean to our Lily!!We will get into a possible Production setup and why James refuses to be The Banana Chip King!Enjoy!

Hello, Darlings!We begin this episode of RHOC with Tammy Sue falling over, which feels appropriate. Keeping track of who is feuding with who is exhausting, but also what The Real Housewives is all about, God Bless Bravo. Jenn continues to be a legend by forgetting that she got evicted. Shannon turns 60th with tea, and I can't stop thinking about where she was hiding before making her grand entrance.Also, I'm going to break down the REAL reason Alexis is so upset.Enjoy!