Tender Loving Care...?

Hello, Darlings!Well, the aliens are finally amongst us, and when I mean aliens, I mean Rayne. Our darling Niles Valentine is living his life with Matilda except he still hasn't told her that they aren't getting married.We meet a new couple and...I'm worried...Enjoy!

Hello, Darlings!Rayne is slowly descending into true coo-coo land with classic lines like, ”Shut up, I’m trying to be nice to you”.Loren seems befuddled that he was supposed to be faithful but is super happy with his STD medication.And Sunny needs to clean up that wax on the drawers before the entire hotel room burns down...Enjoy!

Hello, Darlings!I try not to spend this entire episode speaking about how Josh is a MONSTER, but he is a monster...We chat about the future of some of these couples, what Corona is up to now, and what we all want for Lily.Oh, and we need to discuss the absolute contempt Statler has for Dempsey in one of the most beautiful places in France.Enjoy!

Hello, Darlings!I have a lot of questions for all of these cast members and I'm still loving Sarper...sorry.Please tell me that I am not the only one who needs to discuss Josh's frosted tips and question why he is being so mean to our Lily!!We will get into a possible Production setup and why James refuses to be The Banana Chip King!Enjoy!

Hello, Darlings!We begin this episode of RHOC with Tammy Sue falling over, which feels appropriate. Keeping track of who is feuding with who is exhausting, but also what The Real Housewives is all about, God Bless Bravo. Jenn continues to be a legend by forgetting that she got evicted. Shannon turns 60th with tea, and I can't stop thinking about where she was hiding before making her grand entrance.Also, I'm going to break down the REAL reason Alexis is so upset.Enjoy!

Hello, Darlings!Can we just make some space for NILES VALENTINE. Niles is a pure light in the black hole of the 90 Day world and I love him.We are greeted by an STD in the opener of this episode of 90 Day-do we expect anything else? Faith needs to be protected at all costs and Loren needs to get his arse back to Vegas.We have Veah flying to South Africa without telling Sunny her ex boyfriend is coming along and Rayne is scratching the surface of her conspiracy theories which excites me GREATLY, but she better not hurt our Chidi!!Enjoy!

Hello, Darlings!Sarper and his red plaid shirt lie about therapy, but it's ok, it's a "pink lie".Statler and Dempsey are traipsing around Europe fighting and making up without admitting they are utterly incompatible, but at least they have great scenery!Josh is miraculously still in China and with his brother arriving, and both Lily and Josh seem to love Jared so much more than each other.Also, do you know how I can get blown up framed photos from Sarper and Shekinah's photo shoot?Enjoy!

Hello, Darlings!Corona is back and stunned by the fact that a University in Iceland would expect her to understand Icelandic...We see Lily and Josh act like they have never touched each other before...Oh, and James and TaTa discuss their beautiful JoJo...Enjoy!

Hello, Darlings!We do not have any chicken-eating rights activists in this episode BUT we do:-STDs-Stamina Honeyand-NILES VALENTINEEnjoy!!!