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I'm Gonna Smoke Your Ass
Season 2, Ep. 3
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Kailyn's basement saga continues. Adam's friend is a sex panther. Corey is bad at bowling. Jenelle is a bargain KWEEN. All the girlses stare into the middle distance to watch some mediocre fireworks 'cos it's the Fourth of July y'all!! Join Lucy recapping Teen mom 2 episode 3 as she ponders many of life's great questions such as... What is a cookout? And where is the hoopty?? Confused? So is she!
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