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Nicholas Pine's Sixteen Candles
YOUR SWEET SIXTEEN... AND YOU'RE MINE! Kelly and Katai somehow slog through the book no one was clamoring for, Nicholas Pine's "Sixteen Candles," and against all odds, discuss how absolutely not exciting it is to turn sixteen, the importance of looks above all else, and what the Goldilocks of body types is. Also, more. Lots, lots more.*
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