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R.L. Stine's Fear Street Seniors - Chapter 1: Let's Party
This week Kelly and Katai read "Fear Street Seniors: Episode One: Let's Party" by R.L. Stine, the touching story of a group of high school kids who get together at a party, and that's it that's basically all that happens and everyone lives. They talk having a disrespect kink, too many characters, escaping to the big city of Deluth, and the unstoppable trio of Patrick Melrose, Phil Burbank, and Gary Fresno.
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We want to take a moment to address the June 24th, 2022 Supreme Court decision to overturn Roe versus Wade. This decision stripped away the right to have a safe and legal abortion.
Everyone should have the freedom to decide what’s best for themselves and their families, including when it comes to ending a pregnancy. This decision has dire consequences for individual health and safety, and could have harsh repercussions for other landmark decisions.
Restricting access to comprehensive reproductive care, including abortion, threatens the health and independence of all Americans.
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We encourage you to speak up, take care, and spread the word.
- abortion.cafe - collection of abortion resources
- shoutyourabortion.com - campaign to normalize abortion
- donations4abortion.com - donate to support abortion funds by state
- secure.actblue.com/donate/supportabortionfunds - donate to the national network of abortion funds (donations split between 80+ abortion funds)
- usow.org/repro/volunteer - list of abortion clinics across the country that need volunteers
- dontbanequality.com - language for companies to use to stand against the ruling
- plancpills.org/ambassadors - early abortion access pills you can store in your cabinet
- prochoice.org - abortion access hotline
- natalist.com/products/early-pregnancy-test-strips - buy early pregnancy test strips
- plannedparenthood.org/learn/birth-control - get info on types of birth control
- choice.crd.co - collection of these above links and more, managed by @starplanes (DM them on twitter to add more)
- guttmacher.org/state-policy/explore/abortion-policy-absence-roe - abortion policy by state as of June 1, 2022. More in-depth version: guttmacher.org/state-policy
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