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Summer Movies 2025 - Pt. 1
Blockbuster season’s upon us and we’ve got all the “dirt” on this summer’s biggest movies, compiled directly from information available about them on the internet! We’re talking Thunderbolts*, Final Destination: Bloodlines, Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning, Lilo & Stitch (Live Action), From the World of John Wick: Ballerina (do not call it by any other name), The Phoenician Scheme, The Materialists, How to Train Your Dragon (Live Action).
But we also mention movies that are already out or aren’t even coming out until after the summer! Movies like The Founder, NewsRadio, Frasier, The Simpsons, The Avengers, The Marvels, Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One, Lilo & Stitch, Aladdin, Masters of the Universe, Sonic the Hedgehog, Super Mario Bros., Psycho, Past Lives, Madamme Web, Fifty Shades, Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar, Twilight, The Hunger Games, 300, Mission: Impossible.
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