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Shoes. Everybody wears 'em, but what do we really know about them? This week, we discuss all different kinds of shoes and share some very important opinions about that famous footwear everybody's talking about: shoes! Also, Tom has some words for people who don't check their email, and we solve a problem from a lady who can't convince her boyfriend to get the kind of dog she wants. This episode is brought to you by Loot Crate. Loot Crate is a monthly subscription box service for epic geek and gamer items and pop culture gear. For less than $20 a month you get 4-8 items that include licensed gear, apparel, collectibles, unique one of a kind items and more! Make sure to head to lootcrate.com/everything and enter code EVERYTHING to save $3 on any new subscription!

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