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The Chris and Sam Podcast

Don't Inject Gold

Ep. 589
Summary

Jurassic Park memories resurface and Sam Neill gets a heartfelt send-off, while tech randomness brings nuking asteroids and orbiting space mirrors into the mix.

There’s a wild story of a looksmax influencer injecting gold, and discussion of testosterone screenings in the military.

A record-breaking T. rex fossil is sold, a 77-year-old gets a surprising number plate, and two Kickstarter projects go head-to-head.

AI internships and LinkedIn lunatics round it out—plus plenty more.


Links

Nuking Asteroid in Flight

Space Mirror Approved

Annual Tetosterone Screening for US Servicemen

Longest Surviving Polio Patient Died

Lookmaxing Person Died from Ingesting Gold

T-Rex Fossil Just Sold for a Lot

Kickstart or Drop Kick - Elvis and the Last Biscuit

Kickstart or Drop Kick - BENI

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