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The Chris and Sam Podcast
Time to Churn Butter
Ep. 571
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Summary
Chris gets a cane and shares his hospital saga, Sam catches a “disease” at IKEA, and the hosts discuss Homegrown, butter-churning while running, Girl Scouts at dispensaries, and brain cells playing Doom.
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